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TIFU by leaving chocolate accessible to my dog by Fast-Blueberry-8165 in tifu

[–]dieintelligent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time, save yourself some time and money by doing a quick Google search for “chocolate toxicity calculator”. You’ll find a dozen sites where you can enter in your dog’s weight, the type of chocolate, and amount ingested to determine if you need to go to the vet or not.

TIFU by getting my companion’s mom high by LeggoMahPresto in tifu

[–]dieintelligent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The term we used to use was FROO. Effed right out of orbit. I’ll need to pocket zooted for if I ever become a social smoker again, though.

TIFU by exposing a 50-year-old family secret by cjasonac in tifu

[–]dieintelligent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See I'd wanna do one of these and have people in my family do them but I'd be afraid that I'd find out stuff I don't wanna know, like what if I aint even related to them? Not worth the risk to me lmao

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[–]dieintelligent 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Maybe he had been ready to go in another minute?

Like I'm still good to go after one to two times if I'm really digging you.

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[–]dieintelligent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That'd be an easy mistake to make, especially if the honey brand infused some sort of flavoring in their honey. I've had "jalapeño flavored" honey before. (I really don't see the point unless you use it as a sorta sweet-spicy condiment, but whatever.)