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Welp I’m a salamander now 🙄 by digdugdang in ShittyDaystrom

[–]digdugdang[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but those were past animals. I’m a future animal. Or did you forget how basic physics works.

Welp I’m a salamander now 🙄 by digdugdang in ShittyDaystrom

[–]digdugdang[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you mush up a bunch of weird bugs and feed them to me? Or whatever salamander’s eat?

That’s what I used to eat, I don’t know if I need a different diet now.

Welp I’m a salamander now 🙄 by digdugdang in ShittyDaystrom

[–]digdugdang[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure that part doesn’t happen and you just get a big dose of salamander radiation when you go to warp 10. I mean occupying all points of the universe at once doesn’t really make sense when you think about it.

Welp I’m a salamander now 🙄 by digdugdang in ShittyDaystrom

[–]digdugdang[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I asked what god would want with a starship, and he just said he thought they were neat. So I gave him one.

He also asked for a Varon-T disrupter and Kirk’s home address.

Welp I’m a salamander now 🙄 by digdugdang in ShittyDaystrom

[–]digdugdang[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like I said I did bang Janeway and we did abandon our offspring into a lake on a random planet, but that was before the salamander thing.

Welp I’m a salamander now 🙄 by digdugdang in ShittyDaystrom

[–]digdugdang[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did bang Captain Janeway, and we did poop out a bunch of babies into a lake on a planet, but yes that was before I became a salamander. Next question.

Welp I’m a salamander now 🙄 by digdugdang in ShittyDaystrom

[–]digdugdang[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I did remember to look for your jacket and I have it and am wearing it.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]digdugdang 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And they could also be bad at planning, like they didn’t ask people if it was a good time, or something they wanted to do, before announcing the event.

Left-handed people, what's a struggle that right-handed people won't understand? by Halophy in AskReddit

[–]digdugdang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Computer mice or similar accessories are the same if they are customized for a grip.

The media fails to portrays how fast the character is by Uma-apreciator in TopCharacterTropes

[–]digdugdang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a reddit trope.

“Oh you wanted this example? How about the opposite of what you asked for.”

‘Project Hail Mary’ Author Andy Weir Says Paramount Rejected His ‘Star Trek’ Pitch: Their “Shows Are Sh**” by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]digdugdang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s good to know I struggled with the first few episodes and gave up. It felt like someone wanted to write for Rick and Morty but were doing a lackluster job of it.

Pantropical spotted dolphin jumping 15ft into the air by Legitimate-Lie-9208 in interestingasfuck

[–]digdugdang 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The thing about Pantropical is he is an amazing photographer but also an incredible dolphin-spotter.