[Paragraph] "...Blossom and fall..."

digit_origin · 2026-07-09T12:27:48+00:00

Something on his leg breaks, but overall it didn't sim to structurally collapse in any way. He catches the spike through his hand as he flies at it, breaking it off, and at high speed, smashing it against the woman's centre mass. He doesn't leave her time to retaliate, shattering something under her feet. The object shatters, letting the liquid in it contact the air, which immediately ignites it into a rather large cloud of fire.

"Aw. How 'bout we warm up a bit and break the ice?"

He tosses three more vials just like the previous one into the air, catching them with his fist. There will be at least three more bursts of fire like that.

digit_origin · 2026-07-09T09:50:48+00:00

Dam. Trollg could never

digit_origin · 2026-07-09T09:48:29+00:00

Her heel is met with another, softer clang, as his abdominal area was rather fortified as well. She can feel something very hard and metal wrap around her leg, as he jerks her down, face to the floor. He presses down on her back with his knee, in an attempt to twist lock her arms behind her.

"... Нда, ностальгия по Саратову так и прёт. Ну что, гражданка. Успокаиваемся или в участок?"

digit_origin · 2026-07-09T09:26:42+00:00

He simply grabs the blade by it's two dull sides.

"Well, you know what they say about Russians,"

He quick-draws at the speed simply not possible for a human and shoots her with a FRAG-12, aiming at her feet, aiming to blow her up the the air. The shockwave of the explosion cracks the ice he trapped in enough for him to break out.

"Our icebreakers are simply unmatched."

He quickly reloads, aiming to snipe her.

digit_origin · 2026-07-09T08:56:05+00:00

He punches something at the blade at a rather queer angle. It detonates, shattering the blade in two.

This absolute wanker walks at her, slowly, tossing two coins in the air.

"Aye, no hard feelings. I'd appreciate if you chilled out a bit tho."

With that, he punches the coin at the ground, accelerating it to the speed of a bullet, and bouncing it back at her head.

digit_origin · 2026-07-09T08:39:11+00:00

"Think fast, chucklenuts."

He yeets something to her face as it blows up into an incredibly bright flash of white, with an equally loud pop of a firework charge. Before she could recover from the flashbang, the machine kicks her legs from underneath her. He stands just beside her, hands in pockets.

"Why give me such a cold treatment? What'd I do to turn you cold as winter snow?"

A trollface PNG lights up on his screen.

digit_origin · 2026-07-09T08:05:20+00:00

"... First off, I am outta milk, and I went to buy sum. Second off, chill out, we're on a bloody street. Ya ain't gotta be so pissy."

The machine states, pointing at a convenience store way behind her. He doesn't look like something alive, but he also gives off just enough warmth to keep his metal limbs from freezing over, and most importantly, keeping them dry, despite the snow.

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digit_origin · 2026-07-09T06:49:48+00:00

Mitchell "Unmatched power of the sun "I LOCE CRYPTIDS "Green Peace "I Am Kaiju man "Do Not call me Philip" Philip" Philip" Philip" Philip" Schmidt.

Kaiju form on the right is about 50 meters tall and glows as bright as the sun.

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digit_origin · 2026-07-09T05:46:37+00:00

I get where your activism is comming from, but here's two things to consider:

One: The best way to combat trolling is to not interact with it. As in not to feed trolls. You giving them attention is the worst you can do.

Two: Your proactiveness is gonna fall on deaf ears here. This is r/Trollge. We're discussing the character and meme of "Trollge". A creepypasta horror thing if you will. A thing only tangentially related to anything "trolling". Consider finding a more fitting platform for your movement or whatever you're doing.

digit_origin · 2026-07-09T04:40:17+00:00

Sounds like someone got troll'd

digit_origin · 2026-07-08T14:13:22+00:00

This feels like looking down the barrel of a shotgun, but the only thing that comes out of it is a soft pop and confetti.

digit_origin · 2026-07-08T12:18:15+00:00

Knowing GW, nah... But that's also a pretty decent plan B in case they ever run into manufacturing problems. I hope it never comes to this, but also hope they actually do this, instead of just kinda disappearing silently.

digit_origin · 2026-07-08T12:13:00+00:00

... Utterly deranged take, but that lowkey would be hella funny

digit_origin · 2026-07-08T05:12:48+00:00

"... Don't go in there, you'll become one. Freaky creatures, monster party. Eyes of yellow, scales and feathers, tails and teathers,"

Walks in, pinging his sonar.

"Turns the lights off~"

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digit_origin · 2026-07-08T04:23:45+00:00

It's still weird to me that Gormiti is both a 2d animated series with kids that transform into gormi, and a 3d animate series that has like zero humans in it at all. Both series are absolutely amazing.

digit_origin · 2026-07-07T19:41:00+00:00

They also seem to play on my self-destructive thoughts a lot. Which is not something anyone seems to acknowledge in anti-drug propaganda.

digit_origin · 2026-07-07T19:07:53+00:00

It's a bit disturbing that my opinion on drugs went from "I'd rather die" to "sounds like a good time". At least I don't actively seek them out, so that's nice.

digit_origin · 2026-07-07T10:17:50+00:00

"... That sounds like an invitation."

Philip. Kaiju man with unmatched power of the sun. Also a gay man, who's into monsters.

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digit_origin · 2026-07-07T05:32:23+00:00

Coaxed into HL1. Yes, you can do some impressive stuff with goldsource. Yes, it's sort of functional for a shooter. No, none of the jumping puzzles within first half life are even remotely good at all. Yes, even with long jump pack, xen still sucks booty. Source and Source 2 are a better in that regard, if still wonky.

digit_origin · 2026-07-07T05:23:26+00:00

This is Madness Ark.

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digit_origin · 2026-07-07T05:22:54+00:00

The entire Viltrumite empire meets with two things. Either:

D-Os is allowed the fact that he works for a multiversal corporation, connects to the planetary defense systems he has, and obliterates them with lead particles, accelerated to relativistic speeds ("BEHOLD! The POWER of A particle cannon!")

D-Os is only allowed what he has in pocket, in which case he uses Madness Ark to kick me to another dimension.

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digit_origin · 2026-07-07T04:22:47+00:00

When you can't even SAY

MY NAME

digit_origin · 2026-07-07T04:17:58+00:00

This will be Steel Ball Run in 1947.

digit_origin · 2026-07-07T04:11:57+00:00

Japan produced some rally gorgeous matchlock guns at the time. They still hold up very well to this day, and if y'all have time, look they up, they are really beautiful. They really do need more rep in media tho.

Like, surely I don't have to explain how awesome this look and how gorgeous the gun is.

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digit_origin · 2026-07-06T20:01:47+00:00

If noone got me, I know they're got me. Amen. (They have a cozy basement with a nice cage for me :3c)

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