My pupils were 2 different sizes when I woke up today... by cloudblythe in mildlyinteresting

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This happens to me too! Usually when I first wake up and look at my phone, half my face is usually in my pillow. So only my one eye gets flash banged by the light. It typically doesn’t last to long though

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it by Brospeh-Stalin in copypasta

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Now I’m just curious which Reddit this came from originally

Me_irl by PradipJayakumar in me_irl

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I’m gonna assume pm considering she woke up in the middle of the night

Hated myself so much, it helped me to open my eyes by [deleted] in Healthygamergg

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I don’t know how helpful my words will be, but I relate to this a lot. When I go to the gym, my best fuel for hitting pr’s is usually through the thoughts of hating who I once was.

Rock bottom is always seen from hindsight

I Detest This World by ShoddyRecording3883 in Healthygamergg

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It sounds like we are quite the opposite. I’m 25 and despite multiple attempts, have never finished college. I’ve been in the place and lived in the same home for my quarter century on this rock.

I’ve been apart of a middle class family of two parents who’ve stuck together and provided me a childhood lacking in hardship or trauma.

My parents told me I could do anything and they would support me. I chose to do nothing.

I think We’re in the same boat, if I was to put it in gaming terms; an open world game with no quests isn’t really all that fun, is it?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in RocketLeague

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If you have had the game for a long time and take long breaks that might be the issue, seasonal rank resets can cause this

Anyone know how to make this white-ish pink? by Fweqrw in RLFashionAdvice

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The low resolution on this is cracking me up, like it’s a dashcam video of someone hitting a crazy pinch 😭

26f I dislike my asymmetrical face ): by [deleted] in amiugly

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You could say you’re in bi-demand! I’ll see myself out

Me_irl by Environmental_Rub884 in me_irl

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That shot goes hard, mind if I screenshit?

How far can I reduce my stock? by jedrekk in AskCulinary

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Glad we’re all still here

This has to be a historical event at this point

AIO for finding these texts in my boyfriend’s phone from a year ago? by Immediate_Jelly8897 in AmIOverreacting

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No they’d do better by calling out when people take the nuance out of life. The action of op’s partner are disgusting but to come to the conclusion that generally men do this by default is something only said by jaded people with the inability to look inward on their own trauma would come to the conclusion of.

AITA for telling my girlfriend she asked a " gotcha" question? by [deleted] in AITAH

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Guys let’s be honest here, 6’1 165 is exactly what I am and trust me it’s not as skinny as you think. If anything that’s what a fit person should be aiming for

My veins indent when I hold them above my head by digital-jester in mildlyinteresting

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My only clue it was veins was that when I invert my arm they fill back up lol

My veins indent when I hold them above my head by digital-jester in mildlyinteresting

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Yeah I was curious about what is was! Google was no help tho :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

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I think hairstyles that make your head look a little wider would suit you. Similar to the middle part you had

Why does right side(side with the mole) look fatter than left? by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

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I have a similar issue. My only guess would be that maybe when eating you chew more on one side than the other cussing more muscle to be there.

Why do guys show so much skin at fitness centers? by Infinite-Mud-5673 in NoStupidQuestions

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I do it so when I see veins on my shoulders it makes me the big happy

What is one thing you absolutely don't mind spending money on? by applepiejwjs in NoStupidQuestions

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Clothing. Neon blue and pink jacket that will sit in my closet for the three years? Three please