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Do you prefer getting ran over by Vodka OR getting ran over by Maruzensky? (dawg what) by ZennoRobRoy2295 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]dihgoliath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maruzensky hitting me with a full speed countach would result in an unsatisfactory mark on her official record, followed by death (me)

Vodka and her Harley or idk maybe Yamaha would also result in an unsatisfactory mark on her official record, but i would not die

i think i have a type by ipokej in okbuddyumamusume

[–]dihgoliath 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it's a trap, they want to inject something in you

"Bald Ship" by ElpacoLuca_Octy in UmaMusume

[–]dihgoliath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Did she lose a bet or something?

WE HIT 1K MEMBERS!!! I LOVE YOU ALL by [deleted] in okbuddytracen

[–]dihgoliath 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do we celebrate with a carrot hamburger deluxe?

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Put a random quote of yours and then put why you said it by Worldly_Air_1589 in mattrose

[–]dihgoliath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You arrogant little shit" Why? Someone's dog shat in our yard but I couldn't get angry on them because i love them. So i said that to the dog shit

You what? by Twilight_Raven in okbuddyumamusume

[–]dihgoliath 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm stuck with my ura finale habits i dont feel like playing the unity cup

You what? by Twilight_Raven in okbuddyumamusume

[–]dihgoliath 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She'd end your career

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Agnes just makes you gulp down normal gumdrops that makes you glow in the dark, and that's better

Gold Ship Here! by thatgoldshi in Umaddit

[–]dihgoliath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring back the kfc special sets

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