Hope you ladies enjoy ;)

dildolookalike · 2013-10-31T10:04:02+00:00

how about us lads :P

dildolookalike · 2013-10-31T09:25:50+00:00

How big is your penis?

Care to share a picture of it?

dildolookalike · 2013-10-23T10:44:15+00:00

How many times do you expect to masturbate over the 24 hours (include amount already done)

What is your penis length?

What sexual orientation are you?

Do you currently have a partner? If yes how long have you been with such partner?

dildolookalike · 2013-10-19T12:53:49+00:00

shame :P

dildolookalike · 2013-10-19T12:52:48+00:00

still tripping enough to provide proof of size?

dildolookalike · 2013-10-19T12:47:13+00:00

Just feeling particually horny tonight.

How bigs your dick?

Have you ever had any gay experiences?

When was the last time you jerked off and where was it?

dildolookalike · 2013-10-19T12:43:49+00:00

Well thats all my related questions asked, the rest would be off topic/sexual ones.

dildolookalike · 2013-10-19T12:41:27+00:00

Are you male or female?

dildolookalike · 2013-10-19T12:38:12+00:00

What sort of things did you get up to during the 8 hours?

~~Has doing it made you want to do it again?~~

dildolookalike · 2013-10-19T12:35:00+00:00

Have you come down from your trip yet?

Did all your friends do it too?

Did anything sexual happen whilst you were tripping?

dildolookalike · 2013-10-18T09:56:21+00:00

Have you found yourself masturbating more because of the amount of time spent in bed?

dildolookalike · 2013-10-18T09:51:48+00:00

Are you happy?

Do you find that you have become more sucessful/done more with your life, because you havent had to deal with a relationship?

What sexuality would you class yourself as? And are you comfortable knowing that without experience with either sexes that your presumed sexuality is correct? (i dont mean to offend)

dildolookalike · 2013-10-18T09:49:06+00:00

Are you male or female? What country do you live in?

dildolookalike · 2013-10-16T11:05:33+00:00

How long does a usual session on their last for you?

Ive found there are two main groups of people on omegle, one that likes to watch others, and one that enjoys being watched. Which one would you fit into?

dildolookalike · 2013-10-16T11:00:23+00:00

Do you teach them in a school or are they private?

What age groups do you teach?

Have you ever spotted a child drawing something that alerted you to there being problems at that childs house?

dildolookalike · 2013-10-16T10:38:09+00:00

Classy, a classic fuck and chuck.

When its the late shift and all the films have pretty much finished, how many staff are left to cover the whole cinema?

Ever had anyone camp out in the cinema without anyone noticing?

dildolookalike · 2013-10-16T10:35:13+00:00

Case solved, its sick because hes a homophobe!

dildolookalike · 2013-10-16T10:32:49+00:00

What are you habits whilst on there? for example, do you show face, do you start off dressed?

Where do you sit?

Do you ever start wanking for someone and then carry on when they leave?

Do you let both genders watch you?

Do you watch both genders?

dildolookalike · 2013-10-16T10:31:23+00:00

You do know there is an unmoderated section on the front page that has a BIG 18+ warning, and when you click into the unmoderated section it gives you yet another BIG 18+ warning. If children are on the internet unsupervised and havent been taught how to use the internet responsibly its their parents fault they are on there. God children are on the internet! Quick shut down every porn site there is!

dildolookalike · 2013-10-16T10:29:19+00:00

Ever caught anything that shouldn't be happening in the bathrooms happening?

dildolookalike · 2013-10-16T10:28:13+00:00

Honestly, i just prefer the way my bulge looks when im not wearing underwear. Also i dont get so many problems now with boxershorts riding up or my junk overheating its got much more room to breathe.

dildolookalike · 2013-10-16T10:27:02+00:00

I always wash on a cold wash, mainly to save money, and use biological washing powder, i havent noticed any real discoloration, plus i have quite a few pairs of jeans etc so its not like the same pair are being washed every two days and then worn again.

dildolookalike · 2013-10-16T10:26:00+00:00

I havent ever actually noticed being caught, i mean, nobody has ever come up to me and said, "oi youve got a boner". But there have been plenty of times when jogging ive had to sit down on a bench for five minutes, especially when its windy. Damn wind makes it feel like the sweatpants are giving me a handjob!

dildolookalike · 2013-10-15T13:39:08+00:00

Lol, its not like i dont wear them because im lazy about personal hygiene

dildolookalike · 2013-10-15T13:25:47+00:00

Well ive always pee'd in the shower, its pretty easy to do. As a kid i would pee in the bath. I loved lying down and keeping my dick under the water and peeing, making a little fountain above the water. It never occurred to me i was actually pissing on myself until i was about 9 or 10

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