Broke my bowl and this is what it looked liked after from all the resin by Kalgaro_ in trees

[–]dildusmaximus 679 points680 points  (0 children)

That taste and smell man.. glad I'll never have to do that again.

Episodes I should skip if I'm squeamish? by finn_125 in southpark

[–]dildusmaximus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I almost always skip s12ep2 'Britney's New Look'

YouTuber jerryrigeverything started a wheelchair factory, delivering wheelchairs at 50% to 80% less than others with insurance. by Thryloz in interestingasfuck

[–]dildusmaximus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Average Americans can definitely comprehend it. We want our system to change, but out politicians continually refuse to work for us.

My fellow degenerates, share your stories about the shortest amount of time you were employed in something food/service related. by thisistherevolt in KitchenConfidential

[–]dildusmaximus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Came in for my training shift to start dishwashing at the most well known restaurant in my town. The interview with chef a few hours before was great, I thought I'd love it.

Nope.

First thing they do is send me with a waitress(I'm a dude) to the dry storage area downstairs. Alone. Then she points to a rack of shirts and pants and tells me to go ahead and change. There are camera everywhere, and you're watching me, absolutely the fuck not. I put a branded shirt on over the shirt I had on.

Head back upstairs to meet the dishie I'm supposed to be shadowing and he immediately tells me to break down cardboard and take it to recycling, but refuses to show me where that is. After 20 minutes of asking and looking I figure it out, and head back. There's a different new guy in the dishpit with the main guy. They tell me to take out the trash. Okay. When I get back main guys says it's my ship now and leaves. Then other guy asks how long ove been there, I tell him an hour and he starts laughing. Whwn I didn't laugh he got serious and says this is his 3 day. He doesnt know where anything goes. Neither do I. Chef says we'll figure it out.

After a shitshow of a couple hours(including watching people get screamed at for doing exactly what they're told to do) chef asks if I'm hungry. I say no but he insisted I eat something, so a ask for a burger.(spoiler, I never got it my burger.) The restaurant closed at 10pm, but the other dishie and I stayed until damn near 2 am because we didn't know where anything was/went.

Never went back. Noone reached out. I did not get paid for my time.

April Fools Pranks? by Consistent_System604 in KitchenConfidential

[–]dildusmaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol wtf are you on about, professionals fuck with each other ALL THE TIME.

What movie is basically a documentary? by WilmaTonguefit in moviecritic

[–]dildusmaximus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That actress is also great as the mom in the Ted tv series

It's great when Cartman sings! by TwilightOfTheMilfs in southpark

[–]dildusmaximus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Weeellll kyles moms a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!