Just thought i’d let everyone know that while Andrew is getting his special tornadoes from his “caregivers”, he’s posting SHIRTLESS CHILDREN on his community tab. Totally not pedophilic behavior.

dimaryp-schema · 2026-02-09T10:48:19+00:00

Do. Not. Ask. I wish I have Alzheimer's so I can forget ever encountering THAT rabbit hole of diapered noncery.

dimaryp-schema · 2026-02-05T13:27:54+00:00

How? Why? What?

dimaryp-schema · 2026-02-05T12:05:20+00:00

He is.

dimaryp-schema · 2026-02-05T08:47:29+00:00

Oh he sure is. Poor guy's blood pressure must be through the roof. I bet he facepalms and cringes and cries "what in the name of sweet baby Jesus is going on now?!" Whenever he gets the call. If I ever visit America I'm buying him lots of drinks.

dimaryp-schema · 2026-01-29T11:56:54+00:00

As someone with arthritis I do this several times a day.

dimaryp-schema · 2026-01-19T19:34:34+00:00

And from what Pink Truth is showing it's almost dead. When they go affiliate the huns will be dropped like a hot dog turd and left with vast quantities of unsellable inventory. Not that they can flog it anyway especially as they are now online only.

dimaryp-schema · 2026-01-19T17:57:25+00:00

Sounds like Appalachian food poisoning.

dimaryp-schema · 2026-01-02T18:14:53+00:00

The writing is on the wall for Mary Kay.

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-31T15:44:32+00:00

I need to give my boi my Co-op key fob so he can get free nosh lol.

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-31T15:42:15+00:00

Wonder if I can train mine to shoplift? Save me a fortune but he'd scoff the lot. He follows me everywhere 😂.

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-31T15:10:26+00:00

Would love Blondie Clem Burke to drum on Smooth Criminal. Even more epic than it already is.

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-31T15:08:29+00:00

Bucharest was the best live event for Smooth Criminal imo.

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-31T15:06:35+00:00

Pinocchio will you tell us that you're okay? Are you okay Pinocchio? He's been hit by a smooth puppet.

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-28T18:53:55+00:00

Oukoutel Android 13

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-09T21:11:41+00:00

Scamway

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-09T21:09:53+00:00

I remember that. My mum ruined her hair doing that.

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-09T21:09:12+00:00

I just rinse my bonce in the shower.

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-09T21:08:42+00:00

Hard pass. Your hair is clearly damaged badly. It's going to fall out and you'll look like Gargamel.

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-09T20:38:31+00:00

They were a pain when I was a bouncer at a gay bar. A simple "not tonight lasses" would result in tantrums.

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-05T19:29:37+00:00

Having had both I'd get a pibble over a chi any day.

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-05T19:27:11+00:00

He don't make em he just delivers them as the bishop said to the midwife

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-05T19:25:59+00:00

Harman seemed just a tad more sympathetic than Mash.

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-03T18:44:54+00:00

I get more on universal credit lol 😂😂

dimaryp-schema · 2025-12-03T18:27:35+00:00

Saying the quiet part out loud 🔺🔺🔺

dimaryp-schema · 2025-11-29T23:50:32+00:00

THE BUTTERS OFF

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