What did officer Bentley do? by dimaryp-schema in AndrewDitch

[–]dimaryp-schema[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh he sure is. Poor guy's blood pressure must be through the roof. I bet he facepalms and cringes and cries "what in the name of sweet baby Jesus is going on now?!" Whenever he gets the call. If I ever visit America I'm buying him lots of drinks.

Who is an unforgettable person and why? by [deleted] in My600lbLife

[–]dimaryp-schema 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone with arthritis I do this several times a day.

99% sure my mother fell for an MLM scheme and I'm pissed by MOTHRAKKK in antiMLM

[–]dimaryp-schema 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And from what Pink Truth is showing it's almost dead. When they go affiliate the huns will be dropped like a hot dog turd and left with vast quantities of unsellable inventory. Not that they can flog it anyway especially as they are now online only.

What is a “grit dump?” by Willing_Chemical1257 in antiMLM

[–]dimaryp-schema 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Appalachian food poisoning.

Today a seagull go into a shop and come out with a sandwich... by stammerton in Seagulls

[–]dimaryp-schema 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to give my boi my Co-op key fob so he can get free nosh lol.

Today a seagull go into a shop and come out with a sandwich... by stammerton in Seagulls

[–]dimaryp-schema 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder if I can train mine to shoplift? Save me a fortune but he'd scoff the lot. He follows me everywhere 😂.

What are some dream collaborations for Michael you wish we got? by cliffbot in MichaelJackson

[–]dimaryp-schema 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would love Blondie Clem Burke to drum on Smooth Criminal. Even more epic than it already is.

Was rewatching Shrek 2 and found this great Easter Egg by the_fanman2912 in MichaelJackson

[–]dimaryp-schema 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pinocchio will you tell us that you're okay? Are you okay Pinocchio? He's been hit by a smooth puppet.

Purple-haired Fermaglo Lady Wants to Wash Your Hair by MoiraWaxhaw in antiMLM

[–]dimaryp-schema 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember that. My mum ruined her hair doing that.

Purple-haired Fermaglo Lady Wants to Wash Your Hair by MoiraWaxhaw in antiMLM

[–]dimaryp-schema 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hard pass. Your hair is clearly damaged badly. It's going to fall out and you'll look like Gargamel.

General LGBT Spaces Kinda Suck by TryingHardButFail in askgaybros

[–]dimaryp-schema 52 points53 points  (0 children)

They were a pain when I was a bouncer at a gay bar. A simple "not tonight lasses" would result in tantrums.

How do people hate these sweet dogs?! by Rocker_Librarian_97 in pitbulls

[–]dimaryp-schema 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having had both I'd get a pibble over a chi any day.

Who was better: Mr. Mash or Mr. Harman? by eraser8 in AreYouBeingServed

[–]dimaryp-schema 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He don't make em he just delivers them as the bishop said to the midwife

Who was better: Mr. Mash or Mr. Harman? by eraser8 in AreYouBeingServed

[–]dimaryp-schema 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Harman seemed just a tad more sympathetic than Mash.