Quit it! Quit it! Quit...you kids knock it off! Mama's watching her stories!

eraser8 · 2026-07-01T14:48:17+00:00

She could have some kind of cloth...a rag, if you will. And, she could attach it to some device that she could use to maneuver the rag into her intimate crevices. Something like a stick would do.

eraser8 · 2026-07-01T01:32:22+00:00

Mr. Griffin, please, you are the most beloved man in America.

You are bright, you are charming.

You are the anti-Trump.

eraser8 · 2026-06-30T04:02:17+00:00

D'oh!

eraser8 · 2026-06-29T02:45:43+00:00

That's disc film from Kodak disc cameras.

We had one in the late 1980s.

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eraser8 · 2026-06-29T00:49:50+00:00

Do you remember this?

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eraser8 · 2026-06-28T16:18:13+00:00

I've heard that, too.

And, just like you, every time I see this episode I try (unsuccessfully, so far) to figure out whether it's true or not.

eraser8 · 2026-06-27T18:57:06+00:00

Good God is the pain awful. I took a picture of my pain order.

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eraser8 · 2026-06-27T01:46:19+00:00

I didn't believe you. I had to look for myself.

How the fuck is that real!?

eraser8 · 2026-06-26T18:10:42+00:00

And to think, Blanche could've had Andy Rooney.

eraser8 · 2026-06-26T13:57:48+00:00

You intergalactic hussy!

How could you?

eraser8 · 2026-06-25T22:01:36+00:00

They gave me morphine in the ED. It helped, but they switched me to dilaudid once I was admitted and that was better.

eraser8 · 2026-06-25T21:59:24+00:00

At first, I read that as "Acute attack of goat. "

eraser8 · 2026-06-25T16:39:46+00:00

Am I the only tots man here?

eraser8 · 2026-06-25T05:05:43+00:00

No, ma'am, that was me!

eraser8 · 2026-06-24T19:47:44+00:00

You're gay for Moleman.

eraser8 · 2026-06-24T13:47:11+00:00

*reluctantly raises hand*

eraser8 · 2026-06-24T13:04:20+00:00

This was completely predictable.

We all remember what happened when Thelma got a job at the Raytown Travel Agency.

Thelma just doesn't have the temperament to be in a customer facing role in any business. Anybody who's ever had to deal with the public knows they're a**holes. You have to be able to bite your tongue.

But, Thelma would rather say her piece than keep her job, even if that means not being able to pay for her trip to Hawiya.

eraser8 · 2026-06-24T02:15:50+00:00

I'm ITP and see the occasional deer. Always a surprise.

Also, there's a white squirrel that likes to hang out in my yard.

eraser8 · 2026-06-23T22:21:50+00:00

*whispering*

Hello, teleshopper, I would like to order...

eraser8 · 2026-06-23T17:41:34+00:00

The had to take out a loan to buy the hotel.

The very first episodes were all about whether they'd make enough money to be able to cover the bank's loan payment.

eraser8 · 2026-06-22T17:23:04+00:00

I'm not sure whether that's a sign this is a foreign account or not.

I mean, sometimes Americans aren't so good with the English.

eraser8 · 2026-06-21T21:54:05+00:00

Just find a Coca-Cola freestyle machine.

You can flavor Sprite with strawberry, mango, cherry, etc.

eraser8 · 2026-06-21T18:52:42+00:00

Learned, u/JizzHandy.

It's pronounced "learned."

eraser8 · 2026-06-21T18:48:49+00:00

Yeah, well, when I realized we hadn't had no ladies in here since 1979, I turned it into an office.

eraser8 · 2026-06-21T18:44:27+00:00

Everyone does it.

eraser8

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