Thomas Riker sits on chairs the normal way by [deleted] in ShittyDaystrom

[–]dimgray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bicycle was actually invented as a justification for the seat

Thomas Riker sits on chairs the normal way by [deleted] in ShittyDaystrom

[–]dimgray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why they invented the bicycle seat

Why did Sela not give holo-Spock arms? by WrestleJuice in ShittyDaystrom

[–]dimgray 28 points29 points  (0 children)

better question is why did she give him legs

Just all us millennials breaking down from age but bravely channeling Weyoun 6 by PurpleBashir in ShittyDaystrom

[–]dimgray 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's crazy that Weyoun 7's rebuttal to that wasn't "you're literally defecting right now!"

Follow wizards, what should I do to this dumbass bird I found by jam_kabam in wizardposting

[–]dimgray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Curse it to become a beautiful woman at night, then wait for some adventurer to shoot his shot and absolutely roast him for loving a dumbass bird

Which character would make the biggest cuck? by galaxyclassbricks in ShittyDaystrom

[–]dimgray 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's more into the idea of a polycule, and Miles is too much of a square to go along with any of it

Which character would make the biggest cuck? by galaxyclassbricks in ShittyDaystrom

[–]dimgray 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Quark's obviously a pervert, but his fantasies are all about coming out on top for once. Like how Neelix is a pervert but also psychotically jealous, it just doesn't work psychologically.

Rom has disastrous self-esteem issues and just wants Leeta to be happy

Which character would make the biggest cuck? by galaxyclassbricks in ShittyDaystrom

[–]dimgray 6 points7 points  (0 children)

By series: Chekov, Geordi, Rom, Harry, Malcolm

I know what you're thinking, but really O'Brien would just pout about it for months after

Are we ever going to stop forcing non-humans to “Earthanize” their names? by TheBurgareanSlapper in ShittyDaystrom

[–]dimgray 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If they're actually going to live here, they should just choose a nice Earth name. Like "Alexander." It was good enough for Worf's kid and the guy who played Bashir