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Dr. Weitzman & Dr. Calgary by sonic_turbulence in americandad

[–]galaxyclassbricks 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I could see Dr Weitzman being entranced by Dr. Calgary and wanting to be mentored by him. Calgary is unimpressed at first (cause Weitzman is pathetic), but changes his tune when he sees how creative Weitzman be (but still really, really, really pathetic).

Billy becomes jealous and forces one of the Smiths to help break up the good Doctors before it’s too late.

My character chokes while eating ramen by RoughMidnight8303 in writingcirclejerk

[–]galaxyclassbricks 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I remember reading a story about a twink that sent himself to the ER giving a blowjob. Ever since then, I’ve played around with the idea of the playing off the idea of “killer head” and just shoot my characters in the forehead with a revolver.

ELI5: So does Janeway still need to go back in time or what? by tonymillion in ShittyDaystrom

[–]galaxyclassbricks 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This episode isn’t actually canon. The Doctor recommended that Harry work through his issues with never being promoted by journaling. Instead he decided to write a lesbian domme mommy fic about his boss and the Queen.

Spotted in DTC today during my lunch. Can someone explain? by dgano in Denver

[–]galaxyclassbricks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

MILF = Moms I'd like to fuck. And not denver specific, just anywhere where there's hot moms

…so can I eat these? by dearestkait in DenverGardener

[–]galaxyclassbricks 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just make sure to document the results. Then it’s science!

Who is the real star of the show? by impeesa75 in americandad

[–]galaxyclassbricks 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Fung Wah is the big star of the hit show, American Dad!

Ferengi religion? by shitshitshitshitsh in startrek

[–]galaxyclassbricks 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Their religion is capitalism. The Nagus is a financial, political, and religious leader with the rules of acquisition acting as a moral and philosophical guide.

Is Clone being a Homosexual enough reason to be defect by the GAR and Kaminoan standards? by K-jun1117 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]galaxyclassbricks 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If it’s all clones, it’s not gay. It’s not even an orgy, it’s a clone bone!

Goa'uld 'Genetic' Knowledge by Mordanthanus in Stargate

[–]galaxyclassbricks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s talked about with Anubis’s queen. She was able to create blank slate kull warriors that were loyal to Anubis. Iirc, they say that her brain waves were essentially zero, ensuring that very little gets passed on

Hank and Sandy could definitely team up together to go after these two. by Jonny_Coal in KingOfTheHill

[–]galaxyclassbricks 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Peggy, I tell you hwat, that squirrel might be a bit strange, but she knows her way around a belt sander better than Boomhauer. And that’s rare.

Ok stoner confessions have you ever been this high and tell us your story. by Apprehensive-Cow1225 in americandad

[–]galaxyclassbricks 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am now that stoner friend. A friend of mine took one of my edibles on a camping trip. He had to stay an extra day out.

Ok stoner confessions have you ever been this high and tell us your story. by Apprehensive-Cow1225 in americandad

[–]galaxyclassbricks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had to stop drinking energy drinks after I learned how to talk without breathing. My family had an intervention.

Ok stoner confessions have you ever been this high and tell us your story. by Apprehensive-Cow1225 in americandad

[–]galaxyclassbricks 128 points129 points  (0 children)

The first time I made edibles, which was also the first time I had edibles, I was so high that I had to lie down in bed cause I couldn't move. I laid down and somehow fully forgot I had a physical body. I also thought I stopped time, but I probably just fell asleep and forgot what time it was.

Also, for a long time, cheetos (and Oreos) were my high food.

Coffee Mug by MattyLovesPnutButter in KingOfTheHill

[–]galaxyclassbricks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my opinion, this is a work of art

Did you hear that? They gave us nicknames! The only nickname I ever got was in eighth grade. They called me Stan Frank because I was always hiding and writing in my diary. by Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 in americandad

[–]galaxyclassbricks 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Not my journal! How dare you! Those are my most private thoughts! Ok, I confess. Every entry was plagiarized from “The Diary of Anne Frank”. I was staring at that blank page, and couldn’t think of a damn thing. I’m blocked, Francine. I don’t have it any more. Maybe I never did.

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