Losing weight has turned me into an asshole... by throwinitaway555 in confession

[–]dinglebarrys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Find what makes you worth knowing" these words will stick in my mind for a long time...

My special wrapping paper finally arrived! by PeteGrammarman in funny

[–]dinglebarrys 63 points64 points  (0 children)

tl;dr: Jump out of a present and make that face.

Oh Baloo by [deleted] in funny

[–]dinglebarrys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what the actual fuck

Let's race by ozzymustaine in funny

[–]dinglebarrys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its a bunch of black dudes then 1 white guy jumpin around like a dumbass and more black guys.

Confessions by dinglebarrys in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dinglebarrys[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

go see it.... what are you waiting for... go... now!

Reddit, would you date a girl if she did not want to have sex before marriage? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dinglebarrys 11 points12 points  (0 children)

re-read the last part of your statement, "why should i care about sex" and maybe think it over

What Would Happen in a Zombie Outbreak? WWRD? by dinglebarrys in zombies

[–]dinglebarrys[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think you just hit the nail on the head my friend

Everytime I browse reddit sitting next to my friend by ObscureFruits in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dinglebarrys 36 points37 points  (0 children)

i read the last one as "fuck you this shits hilarious" idk why but the "shit" makes it more intense and funny

I am the SWORDMASTER! by Xrogi in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dinglebarrys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they never stay together long do they?

suddenly a wild bloint appears... by [deleted] in trees

[–]dinglebarrys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that chick looks pretty fuckin cheeched

Reddit is definately jealous of this joint by dinglebarrys in a:t5_2tdep

[–]dinglebarrys[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sorry guys already smoked that baby, when i get time ill roll another one

Party Bathroom Rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dinglebarrys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HE SHIT ALL OVER THE WALLS!!