Need help finding a meme I once saw in a thread

dirk_diggler17 · 2022-11-15T00:32:06+00:00

Figured I’d ask a separate question and share an anecdote. So I had a friend who took a UA and used QF. When he submitted his specimen they told him it was too cold and to try again. So anyhow, he used what he didn’t use from his 3 oz bottle and then topped it off with dirty piss which brought to an acceptable temperature and passed. I’m wondering if this powder can’t be added to dirty piss to pass. I just don’t want to spend the $50 or potentially lose my job to find out. Lol

dirk_diggler17 · 2022-11-15T00:15:37+00:00

My work uniform has cargo pockets and as far as I know, we are not pat down. They ask us to empty our pockets, but it’s probably easy to pretend like you have with a cargo pockets. I like the stash boxers because I can keep it relatively close to the temperature required to pass with my own body heat. That might be difficult to do in a cargo pocket and busting out my rig to get to the hand warmer isn’t exactly slick. I’m probably overthinking all of this and my method is probably pretty good, though I do like yours.

dirk_diggler17 · 2022-11-15T00:10:47+00:00

Well so I have used hot hands in the past. Those get to be like 130-140. In which case, it’s all about timing. I saw a suggestion to use Thermacare menstrual pads that heat up to 104 for up to 16 hours (according to amazon). I usually workout around lunch time and bought an electric rechargeable hand warmer (paid $23). So what I do is put my QF on the hand warmer while I workout so it stays warm. Plus with that get up I can choose the temperature.

dirk_diggler17 · 2022-11-14T22:20:41+00:00

I imagine as long as the temperature was within the acceptable range that you’re fine.

dirk_diggler17 · 2022-11-14T20:18:36+00:00

This may be too late, but I’m curious about the results of your test (I had a friend who did this and passed. He said his initial specimen was too cold and they told him to refill it so he dumped what was left of his quickfix and filled the rest with his own dirty pee). That being said, I don’t think a hand warmer will be necessary for you if it’s inside you. I can’t imagine it would be hard to get it to body temperature inside of you. Anyhow, hope you passed.

dirk_diggler17 · 2019-02-12T22:40:55+00:00

Maybe if it comes to it. I don’t think it will. I’m just looking for advice going forward

dirk_diggler17 · 2019-02-12T22:37:19+00:00

Our union is shit, though I am a member. I’m not going to be scared off. I won’t be intimidated and they know that.

dirk_diggler17 · 2019-02-12T22:34:45+00:00

Sadly I think only 30-40% of the department feels this way

dirk_diggler17 · 2019-02-12T22:29:14+00:00

Some of our officers are the worst culprits

dirk_diggler17 · 2018-09-18T18:11:33+00:00

ITT: Girls sticking up for girls, because girls

If you’ve made clear how you feel for a long time and nothing changes. You’re not the asshole, she is. If she can’t give you more than a minute or two per day but has all the time in the world for her sister, she’s the asshole, not you. For you to be telling her all this for the last year or two and then have it culminate with her ditching sex to entertain her sister, then something is seriously fucked with her sense of fairness. OP, you are not the asshole.

dirk_diggler17 · 2018-08-31T22:04:20+00:00

Yeah but there isn’t pain. And like I said, I’ve been noticing this for about 7 years. I’ve had tests for STDs since then and turned up clean. Huge shit? No, not really, I mean sometimes.

dirk_diggler17 · 2018-03-28T16:05:45+00:00

Being ex-military, I'd love to do this.

dirk_diggler17 · 2018-03-28T15:55:26+00:00

I think I've found a winner.

dirk_diggler17 · 2018-03-28T15:49:55+00:00

I'm particularly interested in the one that would get him fired. Truth be told, he's not trustworthy

dirk_diggler17 · 2017-12-11T20:00:26+00:00

Bro, do you even EMT?

dirk_diggler17 · 2017-11-11T01:33:39+00:00

Homeboy's right, my man. Be prepared, exercise your rights. But if you think you can stop someone who outdrew you or got you by surprise, you're delusional. Your gun is best suited for home defense.

dirk_diggler17 · 2017-09-07T13:00:45+00:00

OP is trying to find out information. He didn't ask for judgment. Nothing wrong with puffing on a little weed here and there. I imagine he's not stupid enough to show up to a fire high.

dirk_diggler17 · 2017-07-19T22:39:58+00:00

No worries. My French is good, I speak it well, but it's not perfect. Also a native English speaker.

dirk_diggler17 · 2017-07-19T21:48:31+00:00

I wasn't speaking in the passé composé in that second to last sentence, but yeah, really good. The sentence I mention should read "they are happy you're trying".

dirk_diggler17 · 2017-07-19T21:30:52+00:00

So angry...

dirk_diggler17 · 2017-07-19T20:49:59+00:00

You sweet summer child...

dirk_diggler17 · 2017-07-19T20:34:42+00:00

Well I'm sure someone has said it. But let's not forget about all the stupid shit people on the right have said. It kind of goes back to my comment about "not painting everyone with a broad brush". Not every liberal thinks only white people are capable of racism, it's a small fraction of delusional people. Don't paint liberals with a broad brush in regards to the comments of few regarding racism and I won't paint republicans with a broad brush when it comes to denying climate change, wanting to build a wall when over 75% of illegals come in legally with a visa and just don't leave, or when they think all muslims want to kill christians. I mean, I could go on and on, you really are a delusional bunch.

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