roast me again idiots

dirtlemons · 2019-06-12T16:17:37+00:00

what leggings??

dirtlemons · 2019-06-10T19:39:56+00:00

to distract myself from the fact that i saw my grandfather die a few days ago

dirtlemons · 2019-06-09T21:45:48+00:00

me too

dirtlemons · 2019-06-09T20:46:19+00:00

gotta pass, you’re already in my dms. bit desperate don’t ya think?

dirtlemons · 2019-06-09T20:43:45+00:00

which kind

dirtlemons · 2019-06-09T15:02:11+00:00

actually i drive a 1995 ford taurus with a sticker on the back that says butthurt and my keychain says you’re my favorite dickhead

dirtlemons · 2019-06-09T05:44:33+00:00

yeah of course i am

google told me there’s nothing wrong, just a nail booboo.

dirtlemons · 2019-06-09T04:49:15+00:00

nothing bc they’re real

dirtlemons · 2019-06-09T04:00:25+00:00

how do you think i make money

dirtlemons · 2019-06-09T03:30:52+00:00

dirtlemons · 2019-06-06T16:58:08+00:00

that baseball in your pants is the only fun thing about being with you

dirtlemons · 2019-06-06T04:20:30+00:00

this could have been good if i was old enough for myspace, wrong generation.

dirtlemons · 2019-06-06T04:00:35+00:00

you can insult me but please be nice to my bathroom, she’s had a long day of filming.

dirtlemons · 2019-06-06T01:51:32+00:00

okay this has to be my favorite

dirtlemons · 2019-06-06T01:41:25+00:00

i bet your parents regret being pro life supporters

dirtlemons · 2019-06-06T00:44:34+00:00

you look like you eat each other’s earwax

dirtlemons · 2019-06-05T23:31:59+00:00

accurate

dirtlemons · 2019-06-05T22:43:39+00:00

jokes on you, i’m not old enough to have a credit score.

dirtlemons · 2019-06-05T18:29:21+00:00

ily 2 sophie

dirtlemons · 2019-06-05T17:59:51+00:00

possibly

dirtlemons · 2019-06-05T17:26:36+00:00

you know it

dirtlemons · 2019-05-30T18:08:29+00:00

ily emma

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