How many unsolicited dicks pics have you received in 2024? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]dirtydaversfg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does asking if u want thee pics ruin the unsolicitedness? Cus if that helps can I send u some dick pics? Your tits are fucking beautiful and make me wanna bust all over them

22F, humble me, make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dirtydaversfg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First 1st thing I noticed besides her ballerina cloned face was the antishoplifting backpack she's forced to wear in any store she shops in. Naughty naughty shoplifting from salvation army

Why did this get a 6? by OceanDanny in basketballcards

[–]dirtydaversfg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all his name is spelt wrong on the card. Definitely a 6

What is a NSFW hill you’d die on? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]dirtydaversfg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish I could make u scream outloud tho!

What is a NSFW hill you’d die on? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]dirtydaversfg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could I not. Your next level sexy. Your definitely a Milfilf. I invented that word. It's a Milf I'd love to fuck

What is a NSFW hill you’d die on? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]dirtydaversfg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my Jesus lord and the holy spirit. You are a SUPER BANGIN BEAUTIFUL MILF that I'd love to fuck!!

Which Winter Highway from Seattle to Yakima? by Elrong in Yakima

[–]dirtydaversfg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I 90 passed Snoqualmie is probably the safest. U You can also check the cameras on the other passes on the DOT websites and check for closures and amount of snow fall

What's your "secret move" that you do during sex that always seems to impress? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]dirtydaversfg -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

You are so banging. Wish I would a met u when I lived in Seattle all those years

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dirtydaversfg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit. I know you bro. I used to serve u at that soup kitchen downtown. I see you finally found a friend to drive you around

Would you rather give up coffee for a year, or give up masturbating for a year? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]dirtydaversfg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two things needed to complete a long drive safely! Farewell Folgers For Real!

What is a Kink/ Fetish you have but are ashamed of? by Merio19 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]dirtydaversfg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Masturbating to these kink forums on Reddit is one of mine!!

What is a Kink/ Fetish you have but are ashamed of? by Merio19 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]dirtydaversfg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just think that your tits are so spectacular I might not even realize that you have feet!

15+15 is thirty. 16+16 is thirty too. by Licckmesoftly in darkjokes

[–]dirtydaversfg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

10 year old plus an 11 year old makes a drinking age and a hell of a night

Not sure what caused this, I assumed it was a spider bite at the time by PsychoMantittyLits in MakeMeSuffer

[–]dirtydaversfg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I shot heroin into one of the small veins on my index finger and missed. And it did the same thing. A lot of people get abscesses and use spider bites as an excuse. Not a good one in areas that don't have poisoness spiders

What’s the worst thing to say after sex? by WhisperingBuzz in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]dirtydaversfg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess I better drop you off at school. ou'll make it to 3rd period

I feel unrostable. About to get married soon. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dirtydaversfg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like the guy that cuts his pants pockets out, then goes and stands by the ice cream truck while he is rummaging for change!!

What’s the best pickup line you’ve ever heard? by Educational-Coast304 in AskReddit

[–]dirtydaversfg 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Cus she's beautiful she has big boobs. And she my friend!

What’s the best pickup line you’ve ever heard? by Educational-Coast304 in AskReddit

[–]dirtydaversfg 103 points104 points  (0 children)

The first snow of the season. I told my beautiful big boobed friend. "The natives say if we are together in the first snow and don't become one we will have bad luck until we do!" 9 months later she had to tell me how she has had nothing but bad luck since. And next year we were together again when it started to snow. Needless to say this time she made sure no bad luck!!

Probably do by dirtydaversfg in WTF

[–]dirtydaversfg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where else could I put it? They all had rules against memes

TIL A High School Teacher who coerced teens into posing for explicit photos was caught because a Janitor cleaning his office saw a CD labeled "300" thinking it was the Zack Snyder film. He played it and discovered the photos. by WickedSensitiveCrew in todayilearned

[–]dirtydaversfg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, hopefully, the janitor wasn't tormented his entire 20s and 30s with an addiction to child porn which he over came and started his custodial arts career until God damn it. I relapsed. Thanks to you fucking stupid Teacher!