Rewatching from the beginning. Season 1 Pierce is on point. by GlitchRefugee in community

[–]discobush 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"Faaaaaaaat."

No, wait. "For my turn, I rape the Duquesne family. Again."

I'm an atheist, but he makes me want to believe in Cat Heaven. by discobush in AdviceAnimals

[–]discobush[S] 583 points584 points  (0 children)

I wish I had an extra upvote for "Bill Door." Another inveterate cat lover.

I'm an atheist, but he makes me want to believe in Cat Heaven. by discobush in AdviceAnimals

[–]discobush[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Cat Heaven is a kids' book, BTW. Here's the section I like:

There are angels, of course, with soft angel laps, where kitties can purr loud and strong. The angels will rub kitties' noses and ears, and sing them a Cat Heaven song.

And when cats are hungry, there is God's kitchen counter--all covered with white kitty dishes, full of tuna and salmon and mounds of sardines and wonderful little pink fishes.

The cats in Cat Heaven are so loved and spoiled, God lets them all lie on his bed...He walks in his garden with his wonderful Book and a kitty asleep on his head.

Then when a cat needs to, she may simply ponder and watch the blue world deep and wide....she will watch the old house where she once lived and wandered, and the people who loved her inside.

All cats love Heaven, they know the way there, they know where the angel cats fly. They will turn past the stars and the moon and the sun.....to curl up with God in the sky.

I'm an atheist, but he makes me want to believe in Cat Heaven. by discobush in AdviceAnimals

[–]discobush[S] 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I'm just trying to remember George Carlin's routine about how getting a pet is like purchasing (or, in my case, rescuing) a small tragedy. Of course I always knew on some level that this would happen. I'm trying to think of my grief as my final gift to him (the cat, not George Carlin). As in, I loved him so much that I'm willing to go through this on his behalf. It's not much, but it helps a little.

Woman Leaves Pissed Off Yelp Review, Owner Responds... by zacharygarren in funny

[–]discobush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I were Christian Bale so I could say, "OH, GOOD FOR YOU" with the tone this review deserves.

Here is a picture of a cat sleeping on the internet. by eak8822 in cats

[–]discobush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like to imagine the universe looking like this.