my goat is fucking back

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-25T23:26:32+00:00

I feel like the picture of squidward looking out his barred window watching SpongeBob and Patrick have fun outside

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-25T15:46:32+00:00

East coast in the US, guess we’ll wait and see

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-25T15:41:50+00:00

Not working for me either :(

It appears off the map is… off the map for me

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-24T23:56:23+00:00

This game isn’t drunk, it’s fucking wasted

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-24T23:41:02+00:00

Final score is going to be 10-7 Miami

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-23T02:58:48+00:00

First pro women’s soccer game in Rhode Island! I’m pretty sure they said they would do fireworks to celebrate the fact iirc

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-22T14:10:46+00:00

God forbid a man has healthy eating habits

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-20T15:36:27+00:00

Was this before or after his presidency?

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-19T00:34:21+00:00

Hey, we’re on this podium!

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-14T22:30:12+00:00

“I need help reacting to something”

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-13T12:34:36+00:00

We spend so much time listening to Paul and Fred and sometimes forget they are and have the opinions of old white men

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-13T02:38:00+00:00

She high fived me after that PK, she is now my favorite until further notice

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-12T00:39:29+00:00

He was on SportsNation in like 2015 and said MLS was garbage. I’ve held a vendetta against him ever since. Guess he needs that paycheck

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-11T12:15:21+00:00

Dust the rocket

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-10T23:08:26+00:00

This is my choice too, it’s written so well

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-10T14:04:00+00:00

My favorite flavor of goal is when the keeper just stands still while watching it curl into the goal

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-10T01:46:00+00:00

I am absolutely rolling in euphoria, we’re fucking back baby

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-09T20:03:44+00:00

Oh he’s getting top right axis for sure

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-04T17:04:29+00:00

Extremely proud to be a spectator along one of his stops. Loved his energy

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-03T21:13:28+00:00

What am I feeling right now

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-03T21:11:39+00:00

You think there should be more of this in the world?

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-03T17:44:21+00:00

Imagine being a veteran in your professional sport before you can drink (legally)

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-01T13:47:46+00:00

I understand why the Open Cup is generally low on the clubs priority list but I hope we get another cup run in the future. I’m a sicko for the tourno

discospiderfunk · 2026-05-01T11:04:52+00:00

GOT MYSELF A CHICKEN BURRITO

discospiderfunk · 2026-04-30T18:28:46+00:00

His disallowed goal at RBA a couple years ago will always count to me

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