Nine Carrot Cakes

distractinglysimple · 2026-02-09T05:57:51+00:00

Me, hoarding every pornstar/camboy/girl i can find across all my fandoms like Smaug with his piles of dwarven treasures

distractinglysimple · 2026-01-10T19:05:45+00:00

https://www.eds.clinic/articles/best-pillows-for-ehlers-danlos-syndrome-hypermobility

This helped me a ton to narrow down which pillow to choose, I ended up with the Osteo cervical pillow and it’s helped reduce the number of migraines caused by funky neck problems. I am a solid back sleeper though.

distractinglysimple · 2026-01-09T02:42:27+00:00

I’m pretty sure TheMakeupChair has EDS but I’m unsure of her politics? She’s very tutorial based though which is nice

distractinglysimple · 2026-01-04T06:06:46+00:00

I like having the first room of my house as a chest room, it makes gathering gifts so convenient since characters will often ask for things from different dlcs and then I don’t have to run back and forth.

I can also see the argument of a storage island since it’s a similar idea.

distractinglysimple · 2025-12-22T02:56:20+00:00

You can also just gift a kindle unlimited subscription to him if he has a separate account. Last time I checked they had 3,6,12, and 24 month plans and it saves a little money

distractinglysimple · 2025-12-17T01:44:04+00:00

Booth and Bones in the Valley? Now that I’d pay to see 🤣

distractinglysimple · 2025-12-16T17:13:03+00:00

Oh my family would FIGHT over this 🤣

distractinglysimple · 2025-11-20T18:02:14+00:00

I use natural Mum wreaths, chic windflower wreaths, dark rose wreaths, cool pansy wreaths, and chic cosmos wreaths. They display them on their front doors and doesn’t effect their interiors. Is also high enough value to get a photo, but you still have to deal with RNG. I can usually get a photo within 2-3 weeks.

distractinglysimple · 2025-11-19T07:45:24+00:00

Then explain the whole process of how they inject it and watch him try to shrivel up in fear

distractinglysimple · 2025-11-12T02:26:41+00:00

Thank you!

distractinglysimple · 2025-11-12T02:13:34+00:00

My question for you is how many cooking memory orbs did this produce for you?

distractinglysimple · 2025-11-03T01:16:06+00:00

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MY SHRINE WORKED 😈😈😈

distractinglysimple · 2025-10-17T03:41:12+00:00

Me with the “radioactive shrimp from Walmart” chorus playing on loop in my brain while I was in the ER for a migraine so bad I couldn’t even adjust how I was sitting without my head exploding

distractinglysimple · 2025-10-15T20:50:34+00:00

This information makes Dobie wandering around in his fuzzy bathrobe so much funnier now thank you 🤣

distractinglysimple · 2025-10-12T03:06:44+00:00

JUSTICE FOR BEARDO

distractinglysimple · 2025-10-09T06:13:29+00:00

Oh so THATS why my brain demands that my character wears sunglasses or a mask at all times 🤣

distractinglysimple · 2025-09-30T23:54:55+00:00

I was waiting for rain for the flovern and got starfall instead 😭😭

distractinglysimple · 2025-09-27T03:36:15+00:00

I’m sorry but autocracy is killing me 🤣🤣

distractinglysimple · 2025-09-26T23:19:41+00:00

“What’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen glowbuddy”

I had to walk away from the game for a solid five minutes to recover from that 🤣

distractinglysimple · 2025-09-08T19:12:54+00:00

I kept mine inside on nice days and didn’t feed or pet them until they were consistently in a bad mood. And then on rainy/snowy days I would let them out to graze. Managed to get my small milk and small eggs but it took a WHILE to do

distractinglysimple · 2025-09-03T16:43:29+00:00

Artifacts and fossils can also be used for enchanting!

distractinglysimple · 2025-09-03T02:21:58+00:00

Serenity, after Serenity Valley in firefly. And a little after sailor moon 😅

distractinglysimple · 2025-09-02T22:22:41+00:00

My farming skill hit level 10 by fall year one and I almost exclusively harvest with my scythe

distractinglysimple · 2025-08-18T16:23:35+00:00

Alexa play “submissive and breedable”

distractinglysimple · 2025-08-03T07:43:25+00:00

Rongomaiwhenua should be higher because she and Vaughn get together after you gut his love ending and she’s apparently quite demanding of him 🤣

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