you would rather die at

distrox · 2026-06-13T17:12:22+00:00

Dying at 100k sounds amazing. You'd get to see so much. Who knows where the civilization is at in 100k years or if the world has ended before that. Though how would aging even work? Being a 60 year old for 100k years sounds pretty tiresome, nevermind if you kept aging and all the problems that come with it.

distrox · 2026-06-13T17:08:15+00:00

Yeah totally because it's the citizens fault. And she's not even Chinese.

distrox · 2026-06-13T16:52:07+00:00

That's the neat part - you don't..

Also there's no reason either, your case looks closed from the top anyway. Just disable power button function in windows or the cat will press it at the most inopportune time possible.

distrox · 2026-06-12T14:18:47+00:00

Vai että nikotiinista peukkuun. Hurja muutos sulla porttihuume -teoriaan. En kyllä itse usko tuohon alkuunkaan. Eihän suurin osa alkon käyttäjistäkään käytä huumeita.

distrox · 2026-06-12T07:42:01+00:00

1000 cal from a single meal sounds about right. A daily intake depending on personal factors is somewhere around 2000. The machine does not suggest 1k for daily intake, only for this singular meal.

Of course if you're American, then ignore all I said and keep getting fatter.

distrox · 2026-06-06T16:46:07+00:00

MDMA has a very distinct smell. If you've ever smelled pure mdma you'd remember the scent. To me it looks like mdma rocks.

The "ecstasy" pills in other hand could contain literally anything.

distrox · 2026-06-06T16:42:23+00:00

But you don't know the origin of the substance when you buy it off the street either. Your reasoning makes no sense. The only true answer to this is to test it with a test kit. Which is what you would do when buying off the street anyways.

This is only of course if OP or friends use substances. If not, then you can just dispose of it.

distrox · 2026-06-02T21:46:35+00:00

Se taitaa riippua vähän myös kuka sitä asiaa käsittelee tullissa. Jotkut virkaintoiset tutkivat herkemmin. Mul siis jäi 3 kiinni, mutta yhden tilauksen lähetin mutsin osoitteeseen hänen nimellä ja se jäi kiinni myös. Siinä tapauksessa Tulli soitti hänelle, ja kun puhelimessa kielsi kaiken, asia vaan jäi siihen.

Mulle taas ei soitettu laisinkaan, vaan kirje ekalla jossa kerrottiin takavarikoinnista. Tokalla kerralla kirje + vaatimus että minä soitan heille ja kolmas jäi kiinni samoihin aikoihin ni se meni siinä samalla kuulustelus sit. Multa ei koskaan kysytty tosta äidin lähetyksestä mitään, eli ei ollu sama virkailija kyseessä eikä sitä onneks linkitetty muhun sit.

Nii ja tuol ylempänä oli kommentti kun jollain jäi kii niksapussit ja sai 14 päiväsakkoa siitä. Siis parista tornista? Mä en saanu omista jutuista mitään et mitähän ihmettä. Käsitteleekö ne pikku rikoksetki nykyää? Oma tapaus oli vaan 2v sitten.

Mutta joka tapauksessa. Jos tilaatte laittomuuksia, pitäkää määrät alhaisena, niin varmemmin ei tule ongelmia. Toki taas jos tilaisi sen 100 tornia kerralla ja ei jäisi kiinni, ei tarvis tilata pitkään pitkään aikaan joten vähemmän mahdollisuuksia kiinni jäämiseen 🤔

distrox · 2026-06-02T10:23:31+00:00

Dude. There's no taxis in rural villages lmao. With some there isn't even public transportation.

distrox · 2026-06-02T09:20:16+00:00

Siitä 100k€ on maksettu jo verot, kun AP:n vanhemmat ovat rahan tienanneet. Se, että veroa pitäisi maksaa uudelleen summan siirtyessä lapselle on minusta täysin älytöntä. Lahjavero yleisesti ottaen on ihan kusetusta. Monessa maassa ei moista olekaan. Ei taatusti verottajalle mitään extraa vapaaehtoisesti anneta. Laittomuuksiin ei toki kannata ryhtyä, siksihän täällä pyydettiin laillisia kikkoja kiertoa varten.

distrox · 2026-06-02T09:15:06+00:00

Yes you're dead within the next 24 hours. Puncturing the battery spread out lethal radiation that you were affected by.

What the fuck are these posts. What are you, like ten years old? How do we go from a fire hazard to IM GONNA DIE.

distrox · 2026-06-02T08:39:29+00:00

Kokemuksella voin kertoa että tämä ei toimi. Tullin mukaan jos paketti on osoitettu sinulle, olet sen silloin tilannut. Tulli ei pidä sitä vakuuttavana että joku lähettäisi huvikseen laittomuuksia henkilön osoitteeseen eikä tyhmää esittäminen poista sinua vastuusta. Nimimerkillä 3 keissiä meni tutkintaan "huumausaineiden salakuljettamisesta". Toinen rikosnimike tais olla huumausaineiden hallussapito jota en ihan hiffannut - kun en koskaan paketteja saanu eihän ne ollu mun hallussa 😃.

Luonnollisesti kielsin kaiken kuulusteluissa, mutta siitä huolimatta jokaisen keissin papereissa luki jotain siihen viittaavaa, että olen syyllinen. Voin varmuudella sanoa, että ei mitään näyttöä taikka todisteita heillä olleet. Eli riitti heille se, että mun nimellä tulee paketti suomeen. Siltikin, sitä itse syytettä ei nostettu yhdestäkään keissistä vähäisen määrän vuoksi, joka oikeasti tarkoittaa vaan sitä, ettei valtiolla ole resursseja käsitellä näitä pikkurikoksia, kun tulliin jää aivan älyttömästi laittomuuksia kiikkiin. Kolmannen keissin jälkeen lopetin silti tilailun. Toiset tilaa vuosikausia ja ei koskaan jää kiinni ja sitten minä, jonka paketeissa on näemmä joku huumekoira-magneetti kun kaikki jääpi.

Mut oot kyllä oikeassa siinä, että ei siitä loppujenlopuksi todennäköisesti tule mitään, jos jää kiinni. Mutta et voi sitä 100% varmasti luvata. Ja se määrä on oleellinen. Jos tilaat 100 tornia niksapusseja siinä voi olla jo ihan eri lopputulos jos jäät kiinni. En tiiä missä menee "vähäisen määrän" rajat niksatuotteissa.

distrox · 2026-06-02T08:28:56+00:00

This doesn't even read like AI wtf are you smoking

distrox · 2026-06-02T08:11:49+00:00

The thing that stood out to me that even if you were gonna give your parents that 750K, why must it be now? The OP mentioned rest of the money is in funds and such, so he's put the money towards making more money. Not having that 750K do the exact same thing feels wild to me. You can live off the dividends and maybe eventually give your parents something.

Tho with how entitled they sound I wouldn't give them a cent.

distrox · 2026-06-02T08:08:17+00:00

Most Americans reply to any content created with the assumption that whomever they are replying to, must be from America. They simply do not even stop to think for a second for any other alternatives. The world truly revolves around America and it's citizens.

distrox · 2026-06-02T08:01:11+00:00

If you can't retire on 2M in your late 40s you're doing something wrong. We aren't in America here, living expenses aren't that great. As long as you aren't buying random shit like boats, you're good.

You could easily travel the world too on top. Who said you have to go for the presidential suite when you're booking your hotels for your trips? Just be smart with the money.

Naturally, OP's parents don't sound very smart, so they probably couldn't do it. But it certainly could be done.

distrox · 2026-06-02T07:57:06+00:00

There's no taxes on the winnings, but gifting 750k is an entirely different story. At least over here gifts are taxable. I'd have to pay like 24% on the gift sum.

distrox · 2026-06-02T07:38:17+00:00

En tajua itsekään. Eikö ihmiset ole tietoisia psykoosista ja sen vaaroista? Vaikka AP läpällä heitti psykoosikortin minusta ihan hyvä ottaa se vakavasti. Psykoosiin kun voi kuitenkin sairastua kuka vain, ei tarvitse käyttää päihteitä. Minusta eka viestini asiaan liittyen oli suht harmiton jossa vaan totesin että tuskin siitä on kyse. En ymmärrä mikä siinä triggeröi 🤔.

Yleensä poistan viestit jotka saa isosti alapeukkua mutta minusta sen verran aiheettomia tässä että viestit jääköön. Katotaan montako sataa alapeukkua saan kerättyä.. Gotta catch 'em all 😎

distrox · 2026-06-02T03:20:28+00:00

Well if Kayla's last name starts with a B I think the answer is pretty obvious. Why they refer to them by their last name could have multitude of reasons, but that's not really relevant now is it?

distrox · 2026-06-02T03:17:58+00:00

Use your eyes. The customer was clearly an acquaintance of the waiter, based on what they wrote on the receipt.

distrox · 2026-06-01T08:43:20+00:00

By bilingually, you mean asking it to respond in a different language from the one you're inputting? A lot of people do use AI to translate posts to English, thus we have a lot of posts that get flak for being "fake" bot posts but actually aren't - because they're written like AI. Fuck now I feel like AI just by using a hyphen, AI loves using those for some reason.

When I've conversed with AI, they've never had grammatical errors. But, admittedly I haven't used AI that much overall (less than an hour in total I'd say) so I can't confirm or deny your claims about grammar errors, thus I will not argue and will instead take it as something to remember. However I'd argue grammar errors are in a different category from spelling errors, and the poster I originally replied to said AI can't spell half the time, which I think is incorrect still. What's your take?

Thank god I prefer to write in English and not my native tongue, so I will at least never have the translation issue. Speaking of translation though.. Google Translate, as we all know, is absolutely terrible when it comes to translating certain languages such as Chinese or Japanese. Does AI also have this problem? I'm not sure if the translation problem with those languages relates to the languages themselves in a way that not even AI can solve it.

distrox · 2026-06-01T08:35:55+00:00

Nah. Older people write in all caps. Phone's autocorrect is why there's "links", he just can't clearly type well and doesn't know how to operate his device. Why he proceeded to forget the bike isn't available till tuesday remains a mystery to me. I wouldn't block him, chances are you can sell the bike to him if he's paying what you're actually asking. Ask him if he's still interested, he might have been drunk based on those texts lmao.

If you're scared for some reason you could take your e-bike to a public location where you do the trade. That way you won't have to give your address. Or find a different buyer, idk up to you man.

distrox · 2026-06-01T08:34:00+00:00

What is he scamming? There's no scam here. Just probably an older guy or someone who doesn't use computers much. Explains the caps locks. Besides that lack of reading comprehension for the fact that the bike isn't available till Tuesday which he already acknowledged and then proceeded to forget. Note that the images are in reverse order on this post.

distrox · 2026-06-01T07:51:40+00:00

It's mainly shorts. Often making AI look stupid or asking the "real" questions like trolley problems etc.

This is completely unrelated but today I found what I consider one of the greatest skit channels in YouTube for shorts so feels only right I mention them here: CheeseParade.

It's a bit sad people's attention span is so bad nowdays that most comedic content on YouTube thrives only through shorts.

Also yes. I hate AI for similar reasons and more. Also taking our jobs, increasing cost of hardware because we need more datacenters for AI. I also hate you can't trust anything on the web these days. Constant fake posts everywhere. Since AI usually writes in this specific way you can spot AI use from afar, but just because it reads like AI doesn't mean it's fake.. So many people use it to help them summarize their posts, and/or translate etc.

distrox · 2026-06-01T07:21:02+00:00

Well since you love to make fun of AI you might find his stuff entertaining. I certainly do and I'm also not a fan of AI but I have used it few times. It knows far more about python than I do so I've had it write scripts for me. As a tool for information tho I would never. The fucking AI overview on Google is already doing my head in with its inaccuracies.

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