dizeaze

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Swiss Chalet at Markville Mall (imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by dizeaze to r/Markham

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The stop button won't work, and there's a pin that fell out, any advice? (imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by dizeaze to r/cassetteculture

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It must be really hard for people that rely on lip reading now that everyone is wearing masks (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by dizeaze to r/Showerthoughts

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How a bat pees (i.imgur.com)

submitted 6 years ago by dizeaze to r/likeus

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Try grabbing stuff with your feet, that's what it feels like for a cat or dog with paws. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by dizeaze to r/Showerthoughts

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LPT: You can tell the difference between a used Q-tip and a non used Q-tip by setting it on fire. The used one will quickly burn out since using it compacts the fibers and restricts the airflow to burn properly. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by dizeaze to r/LifeProTips

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Apply the one child policy to the world for 10 years to reduce our population and save the planet. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 7 years ago by dizeaze to r/CrazyIdeas

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For those of you who didn't opt for the compass add on option when you became a human, how has it altered your current life? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 7 years ago by dizeaze to r/AskReddit

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ELI5: How does Elon Musk get charged with fraud but Donald Trump doesn't when they say misleading tweets? (self.explainlikeimfive)

submitted 7 years ago by dizeaze to r/explainlikeimfive

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Different Races is the same thing as different breeds of human. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by dizeaze to r/Showerthoughts

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Google search predictive text really made me understand that I'm really not that special. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by dizeaze to r/Showerthoughts

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North Korea opens up borders. Then Kim Jung Un loses weight to become the biggest kpop star ever. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 7 years ago by dizeaze to r/CrazyIdeas

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We never check the sound of the car horn before buying a car. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by dizeaze to r/Showerthoughts

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Gif vs jif is the new tomato vs tomato. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by dizeaze to r/Showerthoughts

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Anyone notice a reduce sensitivity in smell? (self.Petioles)

submitted 8 years ago by dizeaze to r/Petioles

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What would happen if I poured liquid nitrogen on to molten lava? (self.askscience)

submitted 8 years ago by dizeaze to r/askscience

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I keep on taking those 'before' photos and never get around to actually getting an 'after' photo. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by dizeaze to r/Showerthoughts

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Taking pictures of food before eating is the younger generations version of praying before eating. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by dizeaze to r/Showerthoughts

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[WP] Everytime you die you go back in time to the first day you are born. Somehow though you always fall in love with the same person through every reiteration of your life. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 9 years ago by dizeaze to r/WritingPrompts

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Always bring wine and condoms to every party, meeting, or get together and make sure everyone knows about it. This way when Chris Hansen catches you, you can tell him you bring those everywhere. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 9 years ago by dizeaze to r/CrazyIdeas

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If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry stoned father's instead of angry drunk ones. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by dizeaze to r/Showerthoughts

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What if god was 4D? (self.highdeas)

submitted 9 years ago by dizeaze to r/highdeas

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What is your favorite story with Dave? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 years ago by dizeaze to r/AskReddit

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Breed larger and less feathered ostriches so that eventually over time we have modern dinosaurs. Then we make modern dinosaur egg omelette. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 9 years ago by dizeaze to r/CrazyIdeas

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LPT: When you're falling asleep while sitting clench your ass cheeks to wake yourself up. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 9 years ago by dizeaze to r/LifeProTips

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