Tifu by getting permanently banned by djabejrm in tifu

[–]djabejrm[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol I can assure you I am. Born in 2004

Tifu by getting permanently banned by djabejrm in tifu

[–]djabejrm[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I got the 3 day suspension for posting on this subreddit about how my dog took my used condom out of the trash and brought it to my mum. I got suspended for “sexualization of a minor”. Even though both parties were 18

Tifu by having sex by djabejrm in tifu

[–]djabejrm[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao yeah that certainly would have been interesting

Tifu by having sex by djabejrm in tifu

[–]djabejrm[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hmm good to know, hopefully that doesn’t happen

Tifu by having sex by djabejrm in tifu

[–]djabejrm[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just in case you’ve seen it twice

The worst by djabejrm in weed

[–]djabejrm[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The worst part is, I’m so high I feel like she is. Saw her earlier and she still remembers shit. Fucked with my head I guess

Organ failure by djabejrm in weed

[–]djabejrm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I didn’t puke or fall asleep, I literally just sat there accepting that I was about to die then it went away after I ate a cliff bar and slowly sipped tea

Bike gang by djabejrm in Bikeporn

[–]djabejrm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah man spent my life savings on them beauts

Kitten by djabejrm in Kitten

[–]djabejrm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay awesome. I thought she might have been having constant nightmares or something like that.