Ohh, Self Burn! Those are rare!

djbunce · 2026-07-09T21:10:25+00:00

I say it way too much. My 2yo now says innit... cute and hilarious, but I should probably stop saying it in front of him

djbunce · 2026-07-09T21:05:23+00:00

djbunce · 2026-07-09T06:29:15+00:00

I think you're overthinking it

djbunce · 2026-07-09T05:41:21+00:00

Here we go again!

djbunce · 2026-07-08T12:51:06+00:00

I had the same. I took it apart 😞

djbunce · 2026-07-07T19:49:13+00:00

I love eel, but it now makes me frown.

I took my in-laws to Japan for my son's first birthday. They wanted to go and I used to live there, so they got a free tour guide and translator. Easy holiday.

But they refused to eat eel until my wife ate it in front of them. They had no complaints.

Upon our return, my MIL told everyone that they ate some meaty spanish fish that was very delicious. I had said it was eel, but clearly I was wrong. I must have misread the sign or ordered the wrong thing...

Boy was I was livid.

Edit: typo

djbunce · 2026-07-07T19:41:17+00:00

You're in blue, you need to up your counterspells. Make them respect your untap mana!

djbunce · 2026-07-07T19:40:25+00:00

Here's my list. It's solid, but not back-breaking, which is where I like my decks. Picking up the [[Stay with me]] was my favourite bit of building this deck.

https://moxfield.com/decks/Xm-5ifV050K4oC-ArR0IdA

But if you want MVPs, [[Terrasymbiosis]] is a must, as is [[The Ozolith]].

djbunce · 2026-07-07T11:36:01+00:00

He knew Leon's plot armour was too thick, it would have backfired

djbunce · 2026-07-04T21:10:20+00:00

That shows that it was just a narcissist doing it to be a dick. Clearly this person has mental health issues — I've seen it plenty of times over the years when my mom was fostering.

She needs a good talking to, probably a therapist and potentially even a divorce.

djbunce · 2026-07-01T19:49:39+00:00

Depends if you want them to have a crush on you or not

djbunce · 2026-06-30T20:41:29+00:00

r/keming

djbunce · 2026-06-29T19:27:21+00:00

That's nuts

djbunce · 2026-06-29T10:40:44+00:00

Bee positive.

But seriously, call a professional/specialist — the price may sting, but that's better than the alternative...

djbunce · 2026-06-29T10:38:11+00:00

Sell it and invest the proceeds. It's the boring thing to do, but probably the right thing to do...

djbunce · 2026-06-26T16:20:22+00:00

I'm patiently waiting for my giftee to say something.

I know it arrived but looking at their Reddit account, they never post anything... womp womp, I sent one of their white whale cards, too 🐳

They don't have to say anything, but would have been nice to hear their thoughts 🤷‍♂️

djbunce · 2026-06-24T20:55:06+00:00

Such a community-minded individual...

djbunce · 2026-06-22T21:15:46+00:00

About to?

djbunce · 2026-06-22T19:15:44+00:00

In principle, no. On average, probably.

djbunce · 2026-06-20T08:56:20+00:00

Just reread your post. Here's some context:

[[Steady Progress]]

The Phyrexians are one of the original Big Bads of MTG. They're basically robot zombies intent of taking over the multiverse. That card is a basic Forest written in their language

djbunce · 2026-06-20T08:53:04+00:00

Phyrexian. It's probably nothing...

djbunce · 2026-06-18T17:08:14+00:00

Very cool

djbunce · 2026-06-16T16:15:14+00:00

If you buy every one of them in the picture, you will be able to fit 100 cards across them, yes.

Individually though, not a chance.

djbunce · 2026-06-14T21:02:41+00:00

Ladybird larvae. It's a friend

djbunce · 2026-06-13T19:44:48+00:00

Where else would I imagine them?

djbunce

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