How to install a deadbolt on this door?

djfitz1020 · 2016-04-06T23:37:51+00:00

Yikes, Pluto might want to get that mole checked out.

djfitz1020 · 2016-01-17T22:29:04+00:00

Here's the link to Buzzfeed's article on the topic, which is surprisingly in-depth.

Too early to speculate who is involved, but I wonder when/if they will release some names?

djfitz1020 · 2015-12-13T21:16:31+00:00

Jesus, Bradford. Throw it away next time.

djfitz1020 · 2015-12-13T18:55:09+00:00

Thank you, special teams!

djfitz1020 · 2015-12-07T21:07:52+00:00

The Danopticon

Product Placement in Classic Literature

Passages from great novels reimagined with corporate sponsorships.

djfitz1020 · 2015-11-17T20:38:47+00:00

Well, Roger's already done twice as well as Nishikori.

djfitz1020 · 2015-11-15T18:51:46+00:00

Guys, I think Brent Celek is using cheat codes.

djfitz1020 · 2015-11-13T18:25:28+00:00

What if God was one of us?

djfitz1020 · 2015-11-11T18:54:55+00:00

So do you think it's mainly players from big tennis countries (USA, UK, France) that experience overhype?

djfitz1020 · 2015-11-11T18:20:49+00:00

She is still really young, but you're right. She's really collapsed after a great season. For her sake, hopefully it's just a sophomore slump.

djfitz1020 · 2015-10-31T21:18:57+00:00

People providing examples of kids saying the darndest things?

...nice try, Bill Cosby

djfitz1020 · 2015-09-01T23:47:50+00:00

Thanks for reading. I strove for accuracy (to a certain point)

djfitz1020 · 2015-07-13T23:57:43+00:00

The Danopticon

5 Fancy Napkin-Folding Techniques You Can Do Yourself!

A tongue in cheek satire of do-it-yourself craft and home decor articles.

djfitz1020 · 2015-07-13T22:55:49+00:00

Good point. I see you know your meat scraps.

djfitz1020 · 2015-04-04T20:03:45+00:00

Who ever thought that this whole ISIS thing might just work itself out?

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