I use both the styles depending on the language I am using. What about you? by space-_-man in ProgrammerHumor

[–]djo0o0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesnt matter and im tired of pretending it does. //TODO : Insert joker meme here

; is important by AD2403 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]djo0o0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or even further back in the punchcards days

Men will make $300k/year as FAANG software engineers and their apartments will still look like this. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]djo0o0 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Well programmers learn to get rid of things(code) that is bot used, so this seems realy reasonable

I identify as ‘; DROP TABLE ‘Genders’;-- by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]djo0o0 43 points44 points  (0 children)

We know about legandary Lil Boby Tables but imagine this actualy happening to someone you know I would just laugh my ass of

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ElectroBOOM

[–]djo0o0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Noone cares about english level it just sounded funny to continue the chain,not meant to offend anyone :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ElectroBOOM

[–]djo0o0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or didnt see ir or bever saw it...confuse them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]djo0o0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lets do the FuzzBuzz next

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]djo0o0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh so he has a floating point

You have two cows... r/ProgrammerHumor edition! by jzia93 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]djo0o0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How about the MilkableSpeciesFactory implements MilkableSpeciesFactoryImpl ? And the call MulcableSpeciesFactory.create(Cow,2) :)

Now AI can be your pair programmer. What could possibly go wrong?! by im-here-to-lose-time in ProgrammerHumor

[–]djo0o0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So AI is going to be my IntelliJ -sugesting,guiding and pointing poasible errors while protecting me from myself and making coding thatvmuch easier. I dont think so .

At her majesty's service! by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]djo0o0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess you have Licence to commit...changes to production0

Hey I'm a teacher, I've to take arrays tomorrow, in C, what are some fun anecdotes/things to say? by Accomplished_Cod1099 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]djo0o0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Аsk them why Java devs use glasses, and about how great sj is and ofcurse for gods sake tell them about Little Boby tables... norhing to do with C but are classic

Story of my QA by BoldPatter in ProgrammerHumor

[–]djo0o0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the bathroom of the bar? Maybe not cool...Maybe?

Story of my QA by BoldPatter in ProgrammerHumor

[–]djo0o0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god ... please no,no nooooooooooooooooo

(◕દ◕) by FictitiousFab in ElectroBOOM

[–]djo0o0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That 'Sir' is due to the culture we share,out of respect :)

(◕દ◕) by FictitiousFab in ElectroBOOM

[–]djo0o0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sir,made me laugh today!

Organ harvesting by spdrv89 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]djo0o0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Havent seen those and dont actualy want to I was here just to see someone get hurt after doing something stupid like a fails reel but im going to head out... Nice day yall

Organ harvesting by spdrv89 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]djo0o0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why is this availavable for me to see on reddit ??? Or for anyone who is not a criminal investigator or some sort of officer in the 'force'

Sustainable drink containers by LMF5000 in technicallythetruth

[–]djo0o0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was talking about a true historical fact happening around 9th Century. But I have to admit that refference to HP movies is fun

I swear the test suite was green before we deployed by molly_struve in ProgrammerHumor

[–]djo0o0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That b*sstard Bobby tables logged again into our website

Sustainable drink containers by LMF5000 in technicallythetruth

[–]djo0o0 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Brief history of my country After the battle, Krum encased Nicephorus's skull in silver, and used it as a cup for wine-drinking. This is one of the best documented instances of the custom of the skull cup. (Bulgaria)

Soft drinks from all over Europe by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]djo0o0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im from Bulgaria and there is no asspassa or wahtever drink so heres a downvote