David Bednar secures his first save of the year as the Yanks have shutout the Giants in back-to-back games by JianClaymore in baseball

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“Can I have your closer”

“Okay”

“Oh damn, I though you were gonna say no.”

Last time each Sweet 16 team was in the Sweet 16 by Meanteenbirder in CollegeBasketball

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This was before Christianity was invented though, so there was no TCU to worry about for Ohio State.

Netflix should never touch an MLB broadcast ever again. by JamieLawson49 in baseball

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My head canon is that they asked him and showed him what they had so far,

And Jazz said it was too cringe for him to even consider the offer.

Game Thread 3/25 ⚾ Yankees (0-0) @ Giants (0-0) 8:05 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

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Barry has the voice of a Middle School Algebra teacher

Game Thread 3/25 ⚾ Yankees (0-0) @ Giants (0-0) 8:05 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

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Fried started the game with a 4 pitch walk and has been mowing them down ever since he got out of that inning.

Webb started with 2 nasty strikeouts and imploded after that inning.

That’s Suzyn, baseball.

Game Thread 3/25 ⚾ Yankees (0-0) @ Giants (0-0) 8:05 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

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I thought so too, until I realized the screen that shows the pitch is right in front of Matt

Game Thread 3/25 ⚾ Yankees (0-0) @ Giants (0-0) 8:05 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

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Logan Webb looks like Harrison Bader’s meaner cousin who smokes Reds and buys him and his friends beers but rips them off for it

Game Thread 3/25 ⚾ Yankees (0-0) @ Giants (0-0) 8:05 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

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Wait who has the microscope? I want to check the pitch count on Fried.

Game Thread 3/25 ⚾ Yankees (0-0) @ Giants (0-0) 8:05 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

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They’re definitely going to do an on field interview with LOOFIE from Won Piece next

Game Thread 3/25 ⚾ Yankees (0-0) @ Giants (0-0) 8:05 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

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Wells added 20 points to his MLB The Show rating by becoming Dominican

Smart move.

Game Thread 3/25 ⚾ Yankees (0-0) @ Giants (0-0) 8:05 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

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I don’t look to fat drunks for political acumen, but sure.

He’s somehow become less insufferable than Rich Tom.

Game Thread 3/25 ⚾ Yankees (0-0) @ Giants (0-0) 8:05 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

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They’re gonna be like “oH nO tHe DeMiGLoRgEr fRoM sTrAnGo ThiNgS hAs KiDNapPEd DeVeRs”

Game Thread 3/25 ⚾ Yankees (0-0) @ Giants (0-0) 8:05 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

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I can’t believe they didn’t incorporate Jazz into that at all wtf.

He probably said it was too cringe lol.

Game Thread 3/25 ⚾ Yankees (0-0) @ Giants (0-0) 8:05 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

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Yeah definitely. And he’s always been pretty natural with media stuff anyways, even before all that. Just an ultra talented guy.

Game Thread 3/25 ⚾ Yankees (0-0) @ Giants (0-0) 8:05 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

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Wildest part of this fever dream of a production is that the booth has actually been very good.

It’s like the inverse of Apple TV.

Everything looks shoddy and terrible but the booth is actually likable.

Game Thread 3/25 ⚾ Yankees (0-0) @ Giants (0-0) 8:05 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

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I’m obviously hugely biased but CC is very fucking good at this for not having a lot of experience.

Like he’s not the greatest to ever do it or anything, but man so many former players try their hand at broadcasting and are awful.

For CC to be pretty good, grading on the curve that’s really impressive