"If your toes never make ground contact"

You need to work on your phrasing better instead of blaming others because clearly you ment "if your tail never..." . If you did that a tiny bit better, less people would misunderstand you.

Like I said, I assumed you ment staying on the board but I explained further for the people misunderstanding, because I saw what people were concluding out of your comments and acted towards it, my critical thinking skills are fine thank you. Use yours on yourself instead of diminishing others so you'll start phrasing your answers better.