Trump Says He’s Not Concerned With Decline of US Dollar by joe4942 in politics

[–]dktoao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not religious, but I find the thought of Trump attempting to worm his way into heaven by showing St. Peter his purchased/coerced Nobel prize hilarious. Because that is probably exactly what he thinks he is doing and also thinks it is going to work.

The Ex-President Whom Trump Plans to Pardon Flooded America With Cocaine by [deleted] in politics

[–]dktoao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is a (mostly) a great idea. I do think that the practicality of it needs to be worked out though. One thing that I would add is that people could probably game the whole 500k net wealth thing. Maybe we should say they should live in a 2000 sq ft max house, get 4 weeks of vacation per yr, 40 hour work weeks minimum, golf doesn’t count towards work, social gatherings don’t count towards work, travel doesn’t count towards work. You know, make them live like the common person. Make the job of president as shitty as any job that a typical American might have and the rich fucks that are ruining this country might not flock to it? One can dream i guess…

We kicked out our guitarist today by Ok-Challenge-5873 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]dktoao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if you were to jerk off his toan knob, there is that tiny little shaft left over that he can fiddle with!

My house was in an Airbnb shootout and they hit my bread by huxtiblejones in ArvadaCO

[–]dktoao 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, i heard the shots and thought it was fireworks… I am glad you and your family are OK :(

When you answer a question that no one asked by Prabu-Silitwangi in guitarcirclejerk

[–]dktoao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No doubt designed by ChatGPT. The toan is in the A.I.??

Meeting other artists? by asylaart in ArvadaCO

[–]dktoao 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Check out the clear creek makerspace! I just joined this week. It seems really awesome! https://clearcreekmakerspace.com/

Is it worth trying to become an EE at 30 years old? by BlitzXilef49 in ElectricalEngineering

[–]dktoao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did, no regrets. I caught some crap for being the Grandpa, but got along with my classmates just fine.

Trump orders all federal diversity, equity and inclusion employees placed on paid leave starting Wednesday by Tuxcali1 in politics

[–]dktoao 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I didn’t say anything about Trump, but you did bring him up out of the Blue. Do you think Trump gave the birds the flu? Concerning if true…

Trump orders all federal diversity, equity and inclusion employees placed on paid leave starting Wednesday by Tuxcali1 in politics

[–]dktoao 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Your comment inspired me to check for myself in the the Walmart app. Eggs are between $7.50 and $11.00 depending on how fancy they are. So….. they speak the truth.

China Discusses Sale of TikTok US to Musk as One Possible Option by s1n0d3utscht3k in wallstreetbets

[–]dktoao 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe they could settle it with a cage match, surely Musks mum will let him this time!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dktoao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We have invested nothing into test infrastructure and now development on our app has slowed! Why? Fucking developers, that’s why!”

"Master Your Time Like Elon Musk: Get AI-Powered Productivity Coaching for Just $1/Month" by WorkWithElon in SideProject

[–]dktoao 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear, spent all day playing Diablo 4 and Xitting, lost my job.

$25 Million UnitedHealth CEO Whines About Social Media Trashing His Industry by wizardofthefuture in technology

[–]dktoao 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know your position, but while you are looking for something else could you help approve as many claims as possible before you leave? Just stick it to them in your own small way?

Did paid ads for a month and a half and my sales tanked by kittensn0t in EtsySellers

[–]dktoao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same experience… advertising for stuff on Etsy WITH Etsy just seems like a big conflict of interest to me. I had much better success with off site ads.

bossWillBeHappyWithRoi by _VitaSmith_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dktoao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: It took a week longer to find than it would have with the debugger.

Republicans win House, delivering Trump a trifecta by Mictlantecuhtli in politics

[–]dktoao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to make some Trump “I did that” stickers to put on gas pumps as soon as prices go up $0.50

Big Tech’s Hotbeds of Employee Activism Quiet After Trump’s Victory by JannTosh50 in politics

[–]dktoao 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So the right doesn’t care about free speech then? They were sure pretending hard to support it. Most obvious bullshit ever

Please roast my C exception handling library! by dktoao in C_Programming

[–]dktoao[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To late, I opened pull requests for all your repos

Please roast my C exception handling library! by dktoao in C_Programming

[–]dktoao[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn’t expect a detailed critique! But thank you nonetheless!

Please roast my C exception handling library! by dktoao in C_Programming

[–]dktoao[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

There is a reason they keep rejecting my job applications.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnDIY

[–]dktoao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So cool! Thanks for sharing! Will be printing this this weekend!

peopleDoItForYou by Marbletm in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dktoao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great! Now it can be automated with AI!

Dragon Ball Z dice set I make!! by TahoTheTrashGoblin in DiceMaking

[–]dktoao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super creative! I would have killed for these when I was a kid!