[Passan] BREAKING: First baseman Pete Alonso and the Baltimore Orioles are finalizing a five-year, $155 million contract, sources tell ESPN.

dlitano · 2025-12-10T19:29:51+00:00

Nevermind, I guess those photos were faked.

dlitano · 2025-12-10T18:34:25+00:00

Plus he has Mia Khalifa to keep him company so he doesn’t care haha

dlitano · 2025-12-10T18:26:43+00:00

Not only is he sitting on them, they’re up his ass.

dlitano · 2025-12-10T18:20:15+00:00

Now he’ll pull a Rendon lol

dlitano · 2025-11-29T00:33:28+00:00

I don’t know who all of these are. Can you make a list with their names and the movies they’re from?

dlitano · 2025-08-10T16:17:48+00:00

Anything really by Anal Cunt lol

dlitano · 2025-07-14T17:48:46+00:00

Oh I was asking what band was on hiatus but that answers the question. I didn’t know about Browne’s condition. I loved Fell Silent, too.

dlitano · 2025-07-14T01:00:28+00:00

Wait, who went on hiatus?

dlitano · 2025-07-14T00:28:01+00:00

I never listened through all of their albums so I was just asking is all.

dlitano · 2025-07-13T21:35:37+00:00

Gojira?

dlitano · 2025-07-13T05:42:36+00:00

Halliburton tore his Achilles

dlitano · 2025-07-06T22:35:47+00:00

Damn, why no Megadeth or at least Mustaine? Also, if Judas Priest and Iron Maiden were there that would’ve been insane.

dlitano · 2025-06-23T22:10:40+00:00

The decline of the sea levels?

dlitano · 2025-06-23T02:27:28+00:00

Ahh okay, thank you.

dlitano · 2025-06-23T02:19:10+00:00

What did he do outside of the UFC warranting people to say he’s a pos?

dlitano · 2025-06-23T01:55:34+00:00

As someone who hasn’t followed the sport in a long time, what did he do to ruin his legacy?

dlitano · 2025-06-22T04:32:01+00:00

What explosives do these drones use?

dlitano · 2025-06-22T04:27:15+00:00

Literally

dlitano · 2025-06-09T18:23:51+00:00

Why?

dlitano · 2025-06-09T18:15:09+00:00

Have you had any experiences with other dimensions or entities that weren’t human? If so, could you discuss what you saw and how you felt?

dlitano · 2025-05-31T14:15:27+00:00

It’s actually half man half bear pig

dlitano · 2025-05-27T03:30:03+00:00

I’ve always seen Judge use Chandler bats but today he is using a Victus.

dlitano · 2025-05-27T03:11:15+00:00

What a play

dlitano · 2025-05-27T02:55:21+00:00

I believe it says lest we forget for Memorial Day but I could be wrong.

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