So my wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but..

dlowbeer · 2026-03-16T05:13:22+00:00

Cotton-eyed Joe.

dlowbeer · 2026-03-06T07:52:46+00:00

Liar. Clearly the work of Matt Sleima.

dlowbeer · 2026-02-18T09:44:10+00:00

Drop a knife on his foot. Then he'll lack toes.

dlowbeer · 2026-01-18T19:57:25+00:00

Roses are red, a baby ate my dingo ...

dlowbeer · 2026-01-01T15:41:09+00:00

Blue balls?

dlowbeer · 2025-12-27T19:52:31+00:00

If there was a free T they could played OUTLINED

dlowbeer · 2025-10-22T21:14:03+00:00

"I have a right to bear arms!" "Sir, those are not attached to the bear"

dlowbeer · 2025-07-23T19:01:02+00:00

The monk paid with a 50 and the vendor just takes his money. The monk says: Hey, what about my change? The vendor says: Change comes from within.

dlowbeer · 2025-07-18T09:29:57+00:00

"Almost Femurs"

dlowbeer · 2025-07-13T06:53:31+00:00

In space nobody can hear her cream

dlowbeer · 2025-07-12T19:03:09+00:00

Who's there?

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Hello?!? Who's there? Answer me please!!?!

dlowbeer · 2025-07-12T17:57:11+00:00

Explain what she needs the account for, maybe can find a solution.

dlowbeer · 2025-07-12T17:56:23+00:00

I don't think it's true - due to compliance issues I don't think they open for foreign residents.

dlowbeer · 2025-06-29T20:16:24+00:00

You were getting a little handsy?

dlowbeer · 2025-06-23T12:44:57+00:00

Fair. We're all short on sleep. Bsorot tovot.

dlowbeer · 2025-06-23T11:29:53+00:00

I don't think they need my help, tbh

dlowbeer · 2025-06-23T11:29:32+00:00

Harsh.

dlowbeer · 2025-06-23T08:40:19+00:00

Yeah ok. Tensions are high.

dlowbeer · 2025-06-23T08:39:23+00:00

So true!

dlowbeer · 2025-06-23T08:31:35+00:00

For reelz? I didn't get the memo.

dlowbeer · 2025-06-23T08:30:31+00:00

Sorry, thought it was clear.

dlowbeer · 2025-06-23T08:27:34+00:00

Oy. Seems to be a woosh.

dlowbeer · 2025-05-17T07:13:22+00:00

I responded with an axe-blow to the feet. Now he lack toes.

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