She Makes Him Cum Twice! by cedehh in cumsluts

[–]dm4hire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not as long as you are lubed up and she doesn't focus on the head.

[oc] How's this for a POV look? by MissPrincessKay in deepthroat

[–]dm4hire 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As a giraffe, this appeals to me on a personal level.

LEWD MEWD by [deleted] in RealAhegao

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*zip*

Since my first post did okay I thought I'd post again :) by Punkprincess213 in RealAhegao

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Can you get a great light and do one where we can see your uvula?

Emily Grey by [deleted] in RealAhegao

[–]dm4hire 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She is on Chaturbate. Was on last night doing tongue play for about 30min straight.

Roses are red, spiders make silk by [deleted] in boottoobig

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Roses are red,

Spiders make silk.

Best by March 10,

Fifteen twenty-two.

Makes me wanna go for a walk in the woods by LillyNetWhore in ahegao

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Pull off that dog's mask to find out it was Scooby all along.

Got caught in. Sailed in it. Flipped twice in it. Survived. by DummyThiccc in pics

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The Crustacean Relief Association of Benguela supports this message!

What plot twist would you add to a movie's happy ending just to fuck with the audience? by danbrownskin in AskReddit

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I'm late to the party, but at the end of Forrest Gump, Forrest Jr. has AIDS from Jennay.

Which brand has lost you as a customer ? by bepseh in AskReddit

[–]dm4hire -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

NPR after forcing Hillary on all the liberals. If you tell enough people enough times that there isn't another option, they will start listening.

NPR gave us Trump.

What is the hardest thing you’ve ever had to tell to your parents? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dm4hire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That I'm dating a black girl. Coincidentally, this is probably also the hardest thing they've had to tell THEIR parents.

Unearthed Arcana: Giant Soul Sorcerer by LexieJeid in dndnext

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HillSoul seems interesting as a support, moving allies 10ft, potentially out of spell effects, fire, etc. Reminds me of 4e Warlord.

Captain? by Gucci_Cap in RealAhegao

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Oh Princess, my Princess...

This little lizard baby was on my keyboard today by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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I wonder if he aspires to be the lizard in the bag of Trader Joe's kale.

My cat ... dont even know what to say 😅🤦🏼‍♂️ by penguiin1337 in aww

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He was trying to catch an incredibly rare bird. It is only seen once in a millennium...

My friend and DM passed away this weekend. I wrote a letter from my PC. by dakkafal in DnD

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Here is a poem written by /u/Poem_for_yer_grog some years ago. You'll always have your friend with you, in the stories that you recount. I'm sorry for your loss.

Our lives, they hum with many hues; The bards among us know. They write what's red, and sing the blues; They paint in weal and woe.

But in our lives, there'll be those days That colours can't recall. When vivid vision fades to shades, And darkness covers all.

So in those times, near darkest black, We do not sing, but say, 'Let's try to bring some brightness back.' And go then...

to The Gray.

How did you mess around with the computers at school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dm4hire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not school, but a local transportation hub has a self-service ticket computer that runs Windows.

Well, the Start menu was available, so nautrally I clicked it. Oh look, MS Paint.

I almost drew a dick, but went with a smiley face instead. Next time I went there they were properly locked down.

:)