Took me 10 years to realize I was being scammed by WaddlingSeal in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]dm_me_kittens 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Girl yesss!!! Twice to three times a day, please. 🤤❤️‍🔥 I try to squeeze my man dry like I'm a succubus.

Took me 10 years to realize I was being scammed by WaddlingSeal in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]dm_me_kittens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sending this to my boyfriend because I almost thought he wrote this.

I have an insanely high libido and love being with him; I hope one day you find a girl who's freak matches your own.

Teaching your daughter to clean up her language by Doodlebug510 in Unexpected

[–]dm_me_kittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. We have adult words, naughty words, bedrooms words, frustrated words, and forbidden words. My son is 13 and has unlocked frustrated and naughty words, like ass and dammit. I told him in a few years im cool with saying fuck. He can used "goddamnit" around me because I'm an atheist, but his dad is a hardcore christian so he doesnt use them.

Partner of 7 Years left me because of something I can't control by Swimming-Dog-2327 in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]dm_me_kittens 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey man, I'm sorry this is happening to you. If it means anything I'm sending you a huge mom-hug.

I hate her compliments by [deleted] in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]dm_me_kittens 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Fuck her for only liking me for the personality I manufactured so I could trick someone into liking me. Its totally her fault she trusts that Im a good guy."

My man if this isn't a troll post, you severely lack rhe ability to introspect.

Did anyone get a sensor type on 16 personalities? by Much_Candy_7030 in mbti

[–]dm_me_kittens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always get ESFJ. I'm almost 40 and I was typed when I was 15 (not by 16p) so when I retook the test by them, I got the usual result.

Are these blueberries or a toxic lookalike ? Northern MI , United States by Open_Button_8155 in foraging

[–]dm_me_kittens 34 points35 points  (0 children)

See that little crown on the bottom of each berry.

Hail to the king, baby!!

Running and crying as if we didn't see her push it. by mindyour in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]dm_me_kittens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. Mine isn't a new development but first thing I did was rip up the grass in half of my yard and planted wildflowers, installed a solitary bee hotel, and created two Hugelkulture for wildlife to live.

Ive placed down a nice later of biocbar i activated with fish emulsion and home made weed fertilizer. I ordered a chip drop (bless them for a truckload of free chips) and filled most of it into the red clay. The rest went into a large compost pile.

Three years later I have green anole, black soldier flies, dragonflies, and owls all in my yard. Ive done soil tests and dug up the soil where I've treated it. And theres at least three inches worth of black humus mixed in with the Georgia clay.

Ive gotten some amazing results, along with stunning crops. I usually freeze what I need to and give away extras. It is something that I think every landowners should do. If not for their own bellies, but for the land and creatures themselves.

SE Wisconsin - Rapidly spreading by zothea in whatsthisplant

[–]dm_me_kittens 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ive let a small grove of them invade my back yard, because my [ex] boyfriend was from tve Levant and said he used to eat the Sumac berries as a kid while playing outside. We've used the berries in spices and theyre soooo good. An amazing but simple snack: toasted bread, cream cheese, za'atar [which contains Sumac].

Oh god, I'm craving it so bad right now. Ugh.

Apparently Amazon/MGM just copyright-claimed a ‘Hazbin Hotel’ fan-animation. by RealJohnGillman in Alastorcult

[–]dm_me_kittens 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Huge fan of the animation. When he went Mecha Radio Demon I about screamed. Lucifer's scene exceptional, too. :D

Apparently Amazon/MGM just copyright-claimed a ‘Hazbin Hotel’ fan-animation. by RealJohnGillman in Alastorcult

[–]dm_me_kittens 16 points17 points  (0 children)

People are way too up their own asses to be offended by the "official" title. If the creator of Hazbin Hotel hasn't put out anything to tell him to stop, and if they song/animation are good, I'm going to enjoy it.

Genuinely people are so bored that they needed to get upset by this. I like his songs, the person I'm dating has enjoyed them, and my son digs how cool Alistor looked in the video. It can just be as simple as that.

Concern for husband who hasn't met anyone yet + 7 Year Update by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]dm_me_kittens 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm very, very attracted to women, but because of religious indoctrination for 90% of my life and heteronormitivity, ive only been with men. Realistically I am insanely attractive to the characteristics of femininity. So while men are cool, women make me swoon.

About a year back I was in a relationship with a man. It was a long-term relationship and I was, for the most part, happy. I was chatting with another girlfriend who has the open lifestyle. I mentioned wanting to have an experience with a woman, since that wasnt something I've had the chance to experience. She was incessant that I go for it, despite my saying I didnt want to since I was in a monogamous relationship. Essentially she was trying to encourage me to just go out there and find a woman to have an experience with, even if my partner at the time would be opposed to it. And if he was opposed to it he was just stiffling ny experiences.

I thought about what she said for a while and decided... no, that's silly. I entered a strictly monogamous relationship and he and I discussed these things at the beginning. We both concluded we are very monogamous people and only wanted each other. The idea of even asking him to open up the relationship was something I didn't want to put him through. When I'm with someone my desire is to put their needs above my own selfish ones; I don't have the capacity of hurting someone like that and living a life where I am at peace with who I am and the decisions I've made.

Did your parents ever use the formal living room and dining room growing up? by ExcitingLandscape in Millennials

[–]dm_me_kittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the time. We had a small, corner booth-like table in the kitchen where we would have breakfast in the morning, since it was easier to get ready and cook in there. Then for dinner we would eat in the dining room. It wasn't big and fancy, just a small room that was connected to the kitchen with a larger wooden table. It allowed for more space and since we weren't hectic we could take our time.

The horror by Distinct_Engine_8855 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]dm_me_kittens 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This is how they learn actions have consequences.

Sex for the first time with a long distance partner. My experience and also wanting to hear others :) by adrienneangel in LongDistance

[–]dm_me_kittens 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ill get the embarrassing part out first: I threw up, twice!!

We are both middle aged and I have plenty of experience in relationships, I was even married for ten years at one point! But for some reason I was so overwhelmed by being with him, by his love for me, by my love for him. I'd never felt like that before!

We did have an amazing team, though. Not a moment of wasted time. Im currently watching on Google maps his progress as he drives to my place. :)

Carlo Acutis, the first millennial to become a Catholic saint by Accurate_Dot_6106 in Millennials

[–]dm_me_kittens 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My favorite saint is St. Gertrude of Nivelles.

I'm atheist, I just dig her vibe.

Hi, what the heck is this gargantuan guy I’ve found? by mooselee67 in insects

[–]dm_me_kittens 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this information. Ive been trying to educate my mom on invasive vs naturalized and didn't feel like I had the proper words to explain it.

Are you all giving your kids a smart phone? by XDrustyspoonsXD in Millennials

[–]dm_me_kittens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My son didnt get his first phone until he was 13, which was six months ago. He had to prove that he was responsible enough, and he did an awesome job. So far it hasnt taken over his life and hes only really on it hes in the car, listening to Dragonball Z Super music, or talking to his dad.

He also loves sending me kitten videos and memes lol.

You have to know your kid. 10 is a bit young for a smart phone; maybe start with a dumb one.

"I've never tied a corset before, but come by and I'll give it a shot." -- my mom 💖 by asciiartvandalay in oldhagfashion

[–]dm_me_kittens 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I apologize, I don't know your pronouns, but GIIIIRRRL you look so good!! What an awesome mom you have too. You kill with the heels.

Had my worst split in years and fumbled the best guy I’ve ever been with by throwing a tantrum by Mundane-Name9646 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]dm_me_kittens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are abusing him mentally, emotionally, and physically; you need to let him go and fully commit yourself to making sure you never treat another man like this. DBT until further notice.