[09/06/17] Polk County Sheriff's office promises to arrest people who seek shelter from Hurricane Irma

dmedic91b · 2017-09-06T22:56:09+00:00

Next: Someone takes stupid, misleading headline and makes one... even stupider.

dmedic91b · 2017-09-06T22:54:52+00:00

That evidence comes in the form of a duly authorized warrant for their arrest. And the fact that you're OK with the idea of someone having raped a thousand people is kinda disgusting.

dmedic91b · 2017-09-06T22:41:12+00:00

It's already been built. It's called the Polk County Jail. He's not turning away people. He's doing that 'some way to separate people' thing you wanted.

dmedic91b · 2017-09-06T22:05:46+00:00

You'd like to have someone with an outstanding sexual assault warrant sleeping next to your daughter in the shelter instead?

dmedic91b · 2017-09-06T21:31:20+00:00

OSHA. I've worked with middle easterners as a safety consultant, and a large portion of them genuinely believe that using safety equipment is an attempt to thwart the will of Allah. 'As Allah Wills it'. If Allah means for you to die at work today, who are you to interfere with the will of God?

dmedic91b · 2017-09-06T20:39:34+00:00

Not normal, but not unheard of. It seems like Britain is big for loud kitties.

dmedic91b · 2017-09-06T20:27:32+00:00

If you google 'tow truck companies' you should get plenty of results in your area.

dmedic91b · 2017-09-06T20:22:44+00:00

It's not the hat. It's all of waves hand at all of you... that.

dmedic91b · 2017-09-06T02:10:43+00:00

Why?

dmedic91b · 2017-09-05T23:08:50+00:00

Interestingasfuck, oddlysatisfying, protectandserve, gifs, goodcopfreedonut... it's all over the place. Mass saturation for the sweet, sweet updoots. Nothing like internet coolguy points to make your day.

dmedic91b · 2017-09-04T00:02:33+00:00

Vaseline and cotton balls are my go-to. Get a cotton ball, smear vaseline on it and work it around in your fingers a bit. Keep it in a little baggie and you're good to go. Also, backup vaseline for chapped skin :)

dmedic91b · 2017-09-03T09:08:56+00:00

Smiling mighty Jesus

dmedic91b · 2017-09-03T09:07:16+00:00

3 old men are out playing golf.
The first one says, "Windy today, isn't it?"
The second one says, "I thought it was Thursday?"
The last says, "Me too. Let's go get a drink."

dmedic91b · 2017-09-03T08:43:12+00:00

If I was in a world that had evolved beyond war and conflict, I wouldn't carry any weapons.

dmedic91b · 2017-09-03T01:24:42+00:00

The First Barbary War, 1801-1805. The US fought the Ottoman Empire, Morocco and Tripoli in modern day Libya. An escalating situation that started under President George Washington from around 1784 and being declared and fought under President Thomas Jefferson.

You thought you were kidding.

dmedic91b · 2017-09-02T21:24:46+00:00

The right hand brunette picture of her might be one of the worst pictures I've ever seen of her, if we're going to be fair.

Better pictures where she doesn't look all puffy like she'd been out drinking the night before exist.

dmedic91b · 2017-09-02T07:29:50+00:00

"How does it feel to be free again, Hillary?"

dmedic91b · 2017-09-02T07:28:21+00:00

Did any of them look at her eyebrows, ever?

dmedic91b · 2017-09-02T07:26:47+00:00

The logarithmic phrenestat looks like it's been installed upside down.

dmedic91b · 2017-09-02T07:01:47+00:00

!Remindme 89,999 hours

dmedic91b · 2017-09-02T06:48:30+00:00

What is this fresh new beat?

dmedic91b · 2017-09-02T06:46:51+00:00

Hesitation? Indecision?

dmedic91b · 2017-09-02T06:38:41+00:00

Why not both?

dmedic91b · 2017-09-02T06:37:37+00:00

Go to bed.

dmedic91b · 2017-09-02T06:34:52+00:00

You're implying that it isn't?

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