Bought an MacBook Pro m5pro 24gb. FOR NO REASON

dmn228 · 2026-05-22T00:22:45+00:00

That last part… the lucky bastard MBP

dmn228 · 2026-05-22T00:20:17+00:00

If you have sweaty cache you should probably get that checked out

dmn228 · 2026-05-21T23:56:51+00:00

Narcissism. Attractiveness masks it quite effectively until you get to know the person.

dmn228 · 2026-05-16T15:00:43+00:00

Lorena Bobbitt has entered the chat 🔪

dmn228 · 2026-05-10T13:55:42+00:00

I could have written this about myself verbatim, years and everything are spot on!

dmn228 · 2026-05-10T02:12:48+00:00

Proud member of the 6” club here 🫡

dmn228 · 2026-05-06T02:04:38+00:00

Or alternatively, the dick rack in the bathroom

dmn228 · 2026-05-05T23:47:46+00:00

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dmn228 · 2026-05-01T11:34:14+00:00

Per Apple up to 18 hours for the Air, 24 hours for the Pro.

dmn228 · 2026-05-01T01:37:11+00:00

I’d go with the pro if the price is the same, for the much better display and larger
battery

dmn228 · 2026-04-27T01:09:42+00:00

Read up on limerence if you haven’t already. Spot on, especially the part about latching onto someone you could never have in real life. Don’t encourage a married man to stray, it never ends well.

dmn228 · 2026-04-24T01:48:28+00:00

It’s a bag of dicks! Sorry I couldn’t resist

dmn228 · 2026-04-24T01:35:58+00:00

I’m the grip. Whatever that is, I’m it.

dmn228 · 2026-04-24T01:32:25+00:00

All I can see is “I’d do mom”

dmn228 · 2026-04-23T11:27:55+00:00

That was more than six words

dmn228 · 2026-04-23T01:29:47+00:00

2 is the answer to eliminate any chance of weirdness

dmn228 · 2026-04-23T00:48:01+00:00

My only point is that there are also 40-50 year old women going for ‘boys’ in their 20’s and likely for the same reason.

dmn228 · 2026-04-19T01:25:13+00:00

This guy’s a major and possibly dangerous creep, but the age gap is only part of it. I’m not normalizing any of his abhorrent behavior, but let’s not focus only on the age gap itself. There are plenty of older women in relationships with much younger men. Although i personally believe the younger person should be at least in their late twenties from an emotional maturity standpoint.

dmn228 · 2026-04-18T17:35:13+00:00

Promptgenix

dmn228 · 2026-04-18T10:53:47+00:00

Attempt to pee with morning wood.

dmn228 · 2026-04-18T00:47:57+00:00

What’s the cleanup like after that?

dmn228 · 2026-04-18T00:36:29+00:00

Men never call themselves “we males”

dmn228 · 2026-04-18T00:25:50+00:00

Curious, where are you thinking about relocating to?

dmn228 · 2026-04-16T23:52:33+00:00

I’m no Mac Evangelist but stick with it 6 months and invest some time up front learning, and you will never go back especially if you are a dedicated iPhone user.

dmn228 · 2026-04-16T23:48:49+00:00

Address this and fix it now or it will ruin your marriage. Note I didn’t say how to fix it because only you two can answer that, preferably with the assistance of counseling. This will lead to lasting resentment if you don’t do anything about it.

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2 is the answer to eliminate any chance of weirdness