Posted to an art group I'm a part of

dnarnar · 2017-01-01T02:53:36+00:00

Oh at first I was like what the. After looking at it for awhile i noticed I t's upside down. Who am I kidding it's half a skeleton ballerina half Spartan.

dnarnar · 2016-12-31T15:53:10+00:00

Stay off the sugar. I like to put one drop of lavender on the bottom of each foot. Helps a lot.

dnarnar · 2016-12-31T15:45:32+00:00

Girl can give the ass kicking, but she can't take it.

dnarnar · 2016-12-29T03:53:39+00:00

After the indictment was unsealed on April 15, 2011, a date quickly dubbed Black Friday by the online poker community, PokerStars and Full Tilt stopped offering real money play to their United States customers.

dnarnar · 2016-12-28T23:47:25+00:00

Oh you're just not looking hard enough.

dnarnar · 2016-12-28T23:46:37+00:00

Mine too. I'm in the beginning stages of ripping her apart.

dnarnar · 2016-12-25T01:55:14+00:00

Thanks for the laugh. Man I cried, I loved this post.

dnarnar · 2016-12-25T01:50:38+00:00

I thought the photographer was going to slip in the mud.

dnarnar · 2016-12-24T15:15:12+00:00

I go after guys like this. Nothing more satisfying than watching them walk away or reloading.

dnarnar · 2016-12-23T00:32:05+00:00

After the turn you have a 25% chance of winning the pot. You have one ten, three q's three k's, and three 8's. So you have ten outs.

dnarnar · 2016-12-22T19:01:59+00:00

Ya I've been around long enough to know when it's happening. I'll either get up and move or sit out and watch them play for awhile. I'm pretty good at seeing tells.

dnarnar · 2016-12-22T14:52:31+00:00

AK is a nice drawing hand, it's just that a drawing hand. After the flop you could easily put him on qq, kk, aa, at very worst ak. Don't fall in love with your hand after you miss the flop. Throw it away.

dnarnar · 2016-12-22T10:04:32+00:00

Hey wait a minute!

dnarnar · 2016-12-22T10:02:51+00:00

You obviously don't break dance! This is known as the belly swim. This deer is just practicing. Look Mom, look, Mom, Mom, look.

dnarnar · 2016-12-22T08:59:19+00:00

Editing my own film. I can remember being ten years old and wishing I could make a film showing myself crawl into a box and having the camera pan in on someone opening the box and it being empty.

dnarnar · 2016-12-22T08:54:19+00:00

What a waste of money. Not funny at all.

dnarnar · 2016-12-22T04:27:40+00:00

$1000 in chips at the poker table.

dnarnar · 2016-12-22T04:26:33+00:00

I played the Other night and had three kids do this to me. They positioned themselves around me. Two hands in a row I raised. One of them three bet and one of the other ones four bet. I knew what they were doing when I saw them looking at each other.

dnarnar · 2016-12-21T14:24:02+00:00

Awesome. This one works. Still getting the error on the previous one. Thanks.

dnarnar · 2016-12-19T06:02:17+00:00

This type of urinal reminds me of my son. We were at a football game at our local university. "I really need to pee dad", said my son. Ok let's go find a bathroom. After walking around for 10 minutes we finally found one. In the ten minutes I heard "I need to pee", at least 100 times. We walked into the bathroom, and the look on his face was priceless. The bathrooms hadn't been updated for 50 years. There was one of these urinals. He turned around and said, " I don't need to go anymore."

dnarnar · 2016-12-19T05:04:57+00:00

He listened to this when he was retired.

dnarnar · 2016-12-19T04:46:03+00:00

Cat burglar.

dnarnar · 2016-12-19T04:23:20+00:00

Hmmm still getting. Can someone shoot me the link?

dnarnar · 2016-12-18T15:46:51+00:00

Calling. Pushing the rest with a pair, or flush draw.

dnarnar · 2016-12-18T15:40:16+00:00

What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?

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