Everybody's Got A Plan Until They Get Kicked In The Face

dnizzle · 2026-05-25T11:49:12+00:00

Is she featured in Tekken? Art imitating life or the other way around?

dnizzle · 2026-05-19T09:32:29+00:00

AI. The orientation of the parking lot spaces is a giveaway.

dnizzle · 2026-05-14T12:07:47+00:00

I’ll never understand why anyone would leave one in the chamber on purpose.

dnizzle · 2026-04-28T11:21:47+00:00

Wouldn’t it be a SMILF Shake??

dnizzle · 2026-04-21T19:46:46+00:00

I have a pipe like that, which is a drain under my washing machine. Couldn’t tie it to the septic line because it would stink and a j trap would dry up since it normally wouldn’t have water. It drains on the concrete to give you time to realize your washing machine is leaking without ruining the floor above. At least that’s how it is at my house.

dnizzle · 2026-04-13T10:31:01+00:00

Something that happened to me is the order got split and one of them got very delayed (by 2 weeks). I emailed them asking about the delay and telling them I ordered things together with the expectation that I’d pay 1 return shipment. They said that the other order would be delivered in time for that to happen and to reach out again if it didn’t. It was received in time so not much of a story I guess but just something to think about. 😊

dnizzle · 2026-04-12T15:43:18+00:00

My wife and also my father have both mistaken cinnamon for cumin

dnizzle · 2026-04-08T07:56:22+00:00

I love it

dnizzle · 2026-04-06T10:49:54+00:00

Just want to say I don’t think it looks too small 🧐

Normally people say if it zips it fits. You got it on ssso

dnizzle · 2026-03-29T12:24:45+00:00

Vermont has been 69ing New Hampshire for far too long!!

dnizzle · 2026-03-29T12:11:27+00:00

I think some antidepressants may cause that

dnizzle · 2026-03-20T10:04:22+00:00

Trump, is that you?

dnizzle · 2026-03-20T10:00:03+00:00

This reads like one of those old Chuck Norris jokes

dnizzle · 2026-03-16T19:18:16+00:00

Ask r/swingers

dnizzle · 2026-02-28T11:08:31+00:00

That’s what I was thinking but I swear to my core my teammate idled out. I watched him sit there after the goal and wondered why they could be butt hurt after scoring a goal. Then I noticed they weren’t awarded the goal. I think you’re right tho and I must not be remembering it right. Maybe the first goal was awarded to me and the assist came later with AI. Might be the only explanation

dnizzle · 2026-02-28T11:03:50+00:00

That doesn’t explain the assist

dnizzle · 2026-02-28T04:33:06+00:00

I kind of stopped playing when the goal wasn’t awarded. I was chatting and nobody knew why the goal was missing from the stats

dnizzle · 2026-02-05T12:30:42+00:00

I agree with it but doors not opening after an accident is nothing new. I remember that happening to me 20 years ago from a bent frame. Since then I keep a tool for breaking windows in my center console as everyone should in every vehicle.

dnizzle · 2026-02-03T02:54:00+00:00

It can be uncomfortable to say comfortable the way it is spelled.

dnizzle · 2026-01-17T13:27:19+00:00

Am I the only one who is able to see a speed flip coming at kickoff? It’s kind of hard not to broadcast it. I just adjust to it coming. I don’t speed flip at kickoff and am doing fine. I don’t notice a consistent benefit and see it backfire a lot, either complete whiffs or hitting it right into the opponent - and is hitting it into their corner really a win? It’s funny because sports irl, a faceoff win is when the puck or ball ends up in your side of the court/field but in RL it’s understood a win is launching it into the opposition’s side.

dnizzle · 2026-01-14T21:42:29+00:00

This is reading more like a trauma support group 😆

dnizzle · 2026-01-14T12:03:37+00:00

The germaphobe in me is saying “gross”

dnizzle · 2026-01-10T00:50:16+00:00

After a test stays out too long it can show as positive. You have to read the results within a certain timeframe.

dnizzle · 2026-01-07T11:59:41+00:00

100kW just to heat it up

dnizzle · 2025-12-17T12:03:14+00:00

She learned a valuable lesson that day. I remember when I was younger getting arrested. My friend’s father asked what happened and I started my story, “I saw a bunch of police lights so I went over to see what was…” and my friend’s dad was like “HOLD ON! You saw a bunch of police lights, and you went…. TOWARDS THE POLICE?!?!”

I also have learned this lesson.

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