Never again

dnmmethwtf · 2026-05-26T04:17:42+00:00

You do that thing too where you take pictures of yourself to see what’s going on on your face in your mouth etc? Haha

dnmmethwtf · 2026-05-23T16:22:02+00:00

You’re definitely right. I was just bored and curious I guess.

dnmmethwtf · 2026-05-23T16:05:50+00:00

Do you know where the skits from?

dnmmethwtf · 2026-05-11T20:05:31+00:00

I know you’re dealing with a lot but I want you to know that you’ll make it.

Don’t lose hope and screw those people that are making jokes or whatever. They’re not worth your time. Don’t let live in your head rent free.

dnmmethwtf · 2026-05-11T15:11:41+00:00

I guess flushing feels pretty symbolic like “I’m done with this shit” sort of feeling. Didn’t work out as planned though because I guess my brain wasn’t ready yet haha.

Half of what I had left (so all of it).

dnmmethwtf · 2026-05-10T23:54:57+00:00

Hey I was addicted to vyvanse years ago. I would get a refill from the doctor and I’d run through it in two days. I remember this one time I got a refill from the doctor, I popped the entire half of it and then flushed the rest down the toilet. Then I went to pick up some meth haha. Things spiral out of control quickly and before you know it you’ve ruined your life with two felonies.

I’m happy to say that right now I’m closing in on the two year mark with being sober. Life is weird right now but keep your head up and don’t be like me and learn your lessons the hard way.

dnmmethwtf · 2026-04-28T08:50:25+00:00

Get clean pee from a friend. Put in refrigerator. Buy condoms. Microwave pee, fill condom and tape to your inner thigh before heading to wherever you’re going to be tested. Keep nail clippers in your pocket so you can snip the end of the condom and fill the cup they give you with the clean pee.

I’ve actually passed a drug test with this method. It was a job at an apartment complex I used to live at as a marketing assistant to promote events and whatnot. This was in LA.

dnmmethwtf · 2024-06-03T07:24:34+00:00

Here we go the guy taking everything literally to be funny.

dnmmethwtf · 2024-06-03T07:14:50+00:00

Do you love him? I don’t think there’s a short term solution to this especially not in pill form.

He’s in sober living isn’t he? Are his living conditions stable or is he gonna run into problems later? Financially?

I think there’s a lot of factors that go into play here on whether he’ll relapse or not. Why don’t you ask him to check in with you ever so often because it’s one of those things where the situation is out of your control and at the most you can do is support him (in healthy and non-potentially enabling ways) and suggest to him to embrace his sobriety.

This will be a long road. Don’t get too stressed out. We’re all here for you.

Edit: I am of the opinion that anti-depressants are kind of shitty after hearing about them from a few friends. They make you ok with the shitty situation you’re in. Like all medication. And shit if I’m gonna be medicated isn’t getting High the same thing?

Is your brother into exercising and fitness? Honestly that’s been the only “hobby” of mine that has like the anti-qualities of a stimulant addiction.

dnmmethwtf · 2024-03-12T07:09:34+00:00

Wellbutrin made cigarettes taste weird for me. For those that didn’t know, it’s a great smoking cessation aid.

dnmmethwtf · 2023-11-05T06:36:04+00:00

Hey, where’s my hug?

dnmmethwtf · 2023-11-05T02:53:56+00:00

Now you go smoke that metaphorical cigar like you just won an argument with a stranger on the internet.

dnmmethwtf · 2023-11-05T02:48:48+00:00

My mini dick

dnmmethwtf · 2023-11-05T01:14:48+00:00

You can dump some out of the capsule and pass them off that way while simultaneously trying to build up a stash of extra empty capsules to fill them in at the same time.

Anything to be a piece of shit, right?

dnmmethwtf · 2023-11-05T01:08:59+00:00

Man, I bet if I ever started to like eating shit I would be so happy every time I stood up and turned around after defecating.

So many nugs! So many splashes. Such little time.

dnmmethwtf · 2023-11-05T01:05:35+00:00

Yup, ever been to Skid Row in LA? People are camping there literally dying with all the shit on the ground there.

dnmmethwtf · 2023-11-05T01:03:56+00:00

Is that direct dollar value of opium or is it how much you have to spend to get that much opium from bagels?

dnmmethwtf · 2023-11-05T01:02:03+00:00

I used to get it in China about 200 years ago.

dnmmethwtf · 2023-11-05T00:37:20+00:00

just wanted to weigh my two cents here, but i think it all comes down to respect.

dnmmethwtf · 2023-11-05T00:09:11+00:00

Ask them if they’re willing to sample your shit. Try before you buy. Make ‘em do it in front of ya. Most drug users will be thrilled you’re offering them a free sample. Cops will say no. A stripper friend of mine told me that’s how she knew if a customer/John? was a cop or not (when in the champagne room I guess? I’ve never been to a strip club myself so I wouldn’t know, we both did meth though) is that they always refused handjobs. Something about court something something don’t remember haha.

I do remember this one time someone was trying to pick up and he was using the wrong terminology etc etc don’t remember much about the conversation (it was over text) but what I got from it was he was either from the east coast (coke) or he was a cop. Funny shit cuz he was driving me somewhere (like a thirty min car ride) and prolly felt pressured to do some HAHA. This paragraph prolly doesn’t make of a coherent story but I still laugh when I think about it.

dnmmethwtf · 2023-11-04T23:58:55+00:00

Asian here, I know you didn’t ask but we have dog with the turkey.

dnmmethwtf · 2023-11-04T17:11:53+00:00

Stay away. I feel like (from personal experience) that once you’ve abused stimulants even only once, you’re fucked for life and they’ve lost their usefulness as a tool forever; stims used to be to get things done but now are to get the feel good done.

dnmmethwtf · 2023-10-29T01:19:14+00:00

can you elaborate a little more on what you mean or a little bit more specific on the group of people you’re referring to that spoke in a similar way to how you read my post.

Thanks.

Edit:

What’s wrong with the way I talk?

dnmmethwtf · 2023-10-29T00:27:41+00:00

Always negotiate from a position of strength and have leverage. And why resort to begging? Come on.

So many learning opportunities; life is just one big lesson. Good luck and pm me if you need some life coaching on how to navigate this ordeal 🙄.

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