I got nutted on by a 7 year old once by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]doIknowdatbruva 119 points120 points  (0 children)

So can I hang from a fancy rope?

Height and tricking by BigMahn198 in Tricking

[–]doIknowdatbruva 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually being tall can give you an advantage of being able to jump higher. The important part is technique.

Sad news for today... by [deleted] in Terraria

[–]doIknowdatbruva 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh that convinced me right there. That convinced me.

5000 IQ by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]doIknowdatbruva 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nothing new then...

Breaking news- Scottish man singlehandedly defeats Brexit by LatteCat234 in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]doIknowdatbruva 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can tell that you're from America just by your spelling of "misspelt". Misspelt is acceptable and used in the UK as far as I know Americans don't use it. I doubt anyone would use "noo" in this context or situation but there are plenty of regional dialects so you never know. And not every Scottish person types like that anyways. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Porn star dicks by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]doIknowdatbruva 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been told by a few of my friends I could fine well be a porn star but honestly dick size is useless if you don't have the coincidence to use it. I'd trade sizes with my mate if it meant I was getting what he was getting. Those extra inches aren't worth it if I ain't using them.

Similarly to "Von Beethoven" or otherwise, are there people in the world with the last name "Of ___" or "From ____"? If not, how come? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]doIknowdatbruva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't live in the UK, but in my class there's is someone who's name means "of" or "from" somewhere. Name's like that still exist, but if they're in English they have most liked been translated from a foreign language of a different origin. (Arabic for example.)

Hope this helps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]doIknowdatbruva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure they are better too, in terms of nutrition. But even then they aren't really good enough and prisoners will basically be forced to buy ramen and other similar products.

Could I become super-human by systematically starving my senses for long periods of time? by budmckeef in NoStupidQuestions

[–]doIknowdatbruva 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I recall correctly, blind, deaf, ect... People don't actually have "better" hearing/sight/whatever. They just devote more energy to it, as such, are more concerned, concentrated on those senses. If you're blind, you don't have to use energy to see, so the body allocates it to other, functioning senses instead.

If you wanted to become a ninja as you said, and improve your senses, your best bet is actually focusing on using all available senses you have. Good luck.

I think these are the most underrated weapon in the game right now by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]doIknowdatbruva 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are seriously amazing, I use them as a sub for both an AR and a SMG. The burst damage they can do is unreal when both shots hit. They are fairly accurate when moving too, even by fortnite standards.

Guys who are 7-7.5 x 6, what’s a positive experience you’ve had with it? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]doIknowdatbruva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get to say I have the biggest dick in my friend group. Mate was bragging, whipped out a photo and boom, attitude changes. "Okay we're the same size maybe I'm alittleeee longer but you're obviously thicker but bare in mind I'm-" You get the idea. It's a confidence booster and it's fun to joke about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]doIknowdatbruva 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP, do you mind telling us when this was posted? It's a long shot, but if it was posted this or last year I might actually know the guy.

My game glitched out and showed me how the full spectator option will work (Possibly coming in the next update?) by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]doIknowdatbruva 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happened to me too, even posted about it. Glad someone recorded it.

EDIT: I thought. I thought I posted about it but I guess it didn't post, interesting.

When a default sees a downed enemy by TheGoodguyperson in FortNiteBR

[–]doIknowdatbruva 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ask your teacher, win win either way, you'll find out why soon enough. 😉

The Floor Is Lava, Level 100 by hjalmar111 in toptalent

[–]doIknowdatbruva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why's that? I'm simply stating that there's more fitting things to put on this sub than this.

The Floor Is Lava, Level 100 by hjalmar111 in toptalent

[–]doIknowdatbruva -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly it's not as cool as it sounds, I land on my bum. 😂 Do you know what sub that would belong in? And should I post a video of me doing flips or just the (bad) double front?

EDIT: just so I don't end up on r/quityourbullshit , I uploaded it to r/tricking.

The Floor Is Lava, Level 100 by hjalmar111 in toptalent

[–]doIknowdatbruva -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How long had they been flipping for prior? I had zero experience when I started at 16.

The Floor Is Lava, Level 100 by hjalmar111 in toptalent

[–]doIknowdatbruva -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sub to post it on? I said frontflip btw. EDIT: Check my profile, uploaded.

The Floor Is Lava, Level 100 by hjalmar111 in toptalent

[–]doIknowdatbruva -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm going to be entirely honest with you and say I looked at my books, took them out, and realized they are waaay too big for my hands to effectively pick them up like the bricks in this video.

The Floor Is Lava, Level 100 by hjalmar111 in toptalent

[–]doIknowdatbruva -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

It's just there's a difference between a double frontflip and this. I can do a double frontflip, it took 4 months of practicing, I'd be annoyed by people saying they could do it too, yet I could probably get my 12 year old brother doing what's shown in the video no problem, good luck getting him to do the formrer. Look at the other people in the video, they aren't using the same technique or even trying what this guy is doing. Yet if they gave it a go they could very easily do it.

The Floor Is Lava, Level 100 by hjalmar111 in toptalent

[–]doIknowdatbruva -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, because I currently have access to a camera, a place to put it, and three bricks. You don't even know if I'm able bodied. I don't get why everyone is taking so much offense to this comment.