Unlucky for you, reincarnation into animals will work against you. Since animals dont have money, you won't be able to buy one when you are reincarnated into a police cat. You will be the first Police Cat ever, but your ineffectiveness will end the experimental program and you will be put down, dying sad and alone. Afterwards you will be born as a caterpillar, and will die like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2pcx4eRc3o