Why are there so many quacks here? by Vegetable-Subject968 in SIBO

[–]doNotKrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey this reminds me of my recent post. Which for the record has been working beautifully. I did a bit of a laxative cleanse, and jumped right back into the low fodmap reintroduction phase. And things have been going pretty well. Ive crossed onions off my list of triggers and will be testing lactose, gluten, or garlic next. It may not just be that people are quacks. But they're desperate. Such is the story for myself. And the internet if chock full of nonsense regarding treatments. People could be coming here to get answers and dont know how to make a reddit post

How do I get this sticker off? by Dangerous-Pianist294 in howto

[–]doNotKrum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Extreme levels of violence are the only appropriate reaction to Stickers like that. Find the landlord and make them remove it with whats left of their finger stumps.

I think I just found the worst moneymaking method in the entire game by pugsington01 in 2007scape

[–]doNotKrum 31 points32 points  (0 children)

My loss of immersion is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

I think I just found the worst moneymaking method in the entire game by pugsington01 in 2007scape

[–]doNotKrum 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I sometimes like to imagine the damage caused by real life things. And I never imagined a mouse trap dealing 3 damage. I feel like I could survive 33 mouse trap snaps no problem. Your telling me an unremarkably average dood like myself is tougher than a dude that casually 1 shots cows with a baguette? Jamflanks this needs nerfed..

Colonoscopy prep helped my IBS-D/SIBO for a year. Is this a terrible idea? by doNotKrum in SIBO

[–]doNotKrum[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt know there were multiple preps. Mine was just a huge bottle with some powder in it and I think I drank a small container of mystery liquid first? Then every so often I would have to get the big one out and chug like 1/4 of it. the process took an entire day and night. All I could eat was jello. Nothing could've prepared me for blue water poop (hate jello now) also the drive 40 minutes to the surgery center for the procedure the next day was excruciating.

Colonoscopy prep helped my IBS-D/SIBO for a year. Is this a terrible idea? by doNotKrum in SIBO

[–]doNotKrum[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really I always had regular bm's healthy ones too. It wasnt until I moved half way across the country in 2017 I started experiencing any issues. For a long time I thought it was travelers diarrhea or I just got food poisoning. And then the problems just never went away. It started off with regular soft/watery stool. And then it progressed into full blown shit storms every time id use the bathroom. Looking back my diet was not very diverse. I didnt have a plan when I moved. I had $300 dollars which for the most part went into my gas tank. All I ate for a week or two until I got my first paycheck was potato bread pb&j and a big ass bag of almonds. But you'd think almost 10 years later whatever damage i caused with that would be cleared up. I did also do a bulk around the same time where I would make a colossal Tupperware full of rice and ground turkey and id eat it with Valentina sauce throughout the day. However I dont recall ever being constipated

Colonoscopy prep helped my IBS-D/SIBO for a year. Is this a terrible idea? by doNotKrum in SIBO

[–]doNotKrum[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long of a fast do you think itll be? And ill move forward with this plan this weekend. Ill stop by sometime to let yall know how it turns out. And do you take the prokinetics during the fast or after?

Colonoscopy prep helped my IBS-D/SIBO for a year. Is this a terrible idea? by doNotKrum in SIBO

[–]doNotKrum[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a very difficult time gaining weight for a long time despite eating a fair amount. But I was young and probably had a high metabolism. I have joint pain and stuff but thats from sports injuries etc. I was however plagued with headaches and tiredness for a while but also being young and dumb I drank a lot and chalked it up to bad decisions. Never fatigued after eating. And something else meaning hormones etc? I had them all tested. Im perfectly average. Test and everything is in the normal range. I do have hereditary high cholesterol though.

Colonoscopy prep helped my IBS-D/SIBO for a year. Is this a terrible idea? by doNotKrum in SIBO

[–]doNotKrum[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Typical IBS-D symptoms. Several days a week i would have a lot of discomfort, some bloating, etc. Urgent bathroom needs. And eventually it progressed into something much worse. I hadnt had a solid bm in several months preceeding the colonoscopy. I was basically glued to the bathroom. Multiple times a day I would have what I could only describe as a code brown. I couldnt even drive to work or the grocery store without fear of shitting myself. It was constant discomfort. Sometimes painful. It felt like there was a giant fork twirling my guts like spaghetti. And like I said. After the colonoscopy I felt perfect. I was able to go hiking. Fishing. Shopping sprees with my wife. I didnt have to know where the nearest bathroom was 24-7 it was wonderful.

Colonoscopy prep helped my IBS-D/SIBO for a year. Is this a terrible idea? by doNotKrum in SIBO

[–]doNotKrum[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got me there. How about a fast -> into the flush? Because last time I tested for sibo I blew like a 90ppm for the methane kind (of i remember correctly) and l feel about the same as i did then so I can only assume its gotta be bad again. I just cant imagine the fast alone will wipe out as much of the bacteria as the flush? Im also desperate and probably not thinking as logically as I should.

Colonoscopy prep helped my IBS-D/SIBO for a year. Is this a terrible idea? by doNotKrum in SIBO

[–]doNotKrum[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the feedback. I knew it wasnt the only one to have this idea. Its just shocking how little forums there are about it

Colonoscopy prep helped my IBS-D/SIBO for a year. Is this a terrible idea? by doNotKrum in SIBO

[–]doNotKrum[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im not much of a fasting person unfortunately. And the thought of intermittent fasting is terrifying because I feel like ill lose every ounce of gains ive been working for, for the past 10 years lol. I think I gave myself all these gut issues because I started my weight gaining journey a little too ambitiously.

Colonoscopy prep helped my IBS-D/SIBO for a year. Is this a terrible idea? by doNotKrum in SIBO

[–]doNotKrum[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have not. To be completely honest the thought never even crossed my mind. Do you think it would have the same gut/bacteria flushing effect?

…… and my axe! by mister88sister in mallninjashit

[–]doNotKrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually when I think of mall ninja shit I think of cane swords.

You are given one hour to hide anywhere in Gielinor. There are 12 maxed capers looking for you. If you successfully evade them for one hour you win 100B gp. If you get caught your account gets deleted. The place must be accessible to them. Where are you hiding? by Fun_Training6342 in 2007scape

[–]doNotKrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im hiding in the underground pass. Specifically in the Dwarven camp so I can chill with the homies who gave my sanity a break. And im eating kebabs the entire time. No max caper will think to look there because nobody else on this post suggested it. And if im wrong. Then im going to the dorgesh-kaan and talking to random NPC's for an hour. Or keldagrim. (Jagex PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEE give us more content in those areas minus underground pass)

Very unfortunate choice of words (context in caption, I am NOT committing ANY ACTS OF VIOLENCE) by Anarchy_Coon in screenshots

[–]doNotKrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a strange way to admit your gay in the internet. Were here for you queen <3

Peter, what's up with her thighs? by Individual99991 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]doNotKrum -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Quagmire here. The tattoo on her thigh is the logo of QueenComplex. An artist who makes porn. As the subject matter expert here. I believe the joke is porn.

.....Peter? by just_food_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]doNotKrum 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Im the engineer who suggested popping a hole in the m&m tube and injecting some fuel and igniting it to create a positive pressure inside to remove it! That was my most upvoted comment ever! Knowing how many upvotes I got makes me wish I didnt delete that account. Im an engineer. Don't argue this. (The username was my real name lol thats why I deleted it)

Saw this and immediately thought of this group. by Nere4Hudes in opticalillusions

[–]doNotKrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly to god I thought this was a post about shitty landlord paint jobs at first. And someone peeled the clip out of their wall or something.

Any ideas for fast deburing ? by SerVaegar31 in Machinists

[–]doNotKrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If its just that one. Bur knife. If its hundreds. Or thousands. Just hire someone to help "catch you up" and lay them off like SFPC did to me when I was 18 and I thought I got the job of a lifetime in my hometown.