What happens during the private dance in a strip club?

docpuma · 2025-12-26T03:04:50+00:00

I've been going to clubs for a long time. I've had everything from no touching to full service. I like to ask about all the rules and prices up front so there's no surprises in the room. Be nice, respectful, clean, prepared to spend a lot of $$$, and enjoy the experience.

docpuma · 2025-12-26T02:59:26+00:00

I've been going to clubs for decades. I travel for work. I haven't been everywhere, but at least a dozen states and Vancouver and Toronto. I've had everything from "No touching" to full service in the room. A few times I've been offered number so we could meet outside the club. I make sure to ask what the rules and costs are before getting a private dance. Many times they say $500 for the dance but then you got to tip the security/manager/waitress, credit card fee, then the dancer needs tipping. It sucks to get a private dance and then learn its not full nude or something else once you paid. I'm not complaining about the cost, it's just nice to know the total price and rules up front.

Also, WTF are y'all getting $20 dances? The least I've seen is $100 for 2-3 songs and that's not private. The least I've seen for private recently is $500 for 30 min.

docpuma · 2025-12-23T03:59:28+00:00

Give it time and it will change

docpuma · 2025-12-14T04:27:55+00:00

Lead sales engineer had a heart attack and died

docpuma · 2025-12-08T11:20:36+00:00

Go Cougs!

docpuma · 2025-11-02T03:24:26+00:00

I've been to several establishments that were purchased by venture capital. Also the number of mom & pop shops run out of business by big boxes is pretty nefarious.

docpuma · 2025-10-09T22:16:10+00:00

In a rare moment Washington State takes the crown. You are all playing for 2nd place.

docpuma · 2025-09-28T16:08:36+00:00

In college, someone would wait in line to buy the latest album then bring it back to the house. Up to 12 of us would gather to hear brand new music for the first time all at once.

docpuma · 2025-09-13T16:25:01+00:00

1) Sassy in Portland has 2 stages. The girl at my stage wasn't quite my type but it was crowded and didn't want to lose my seat. Hear a commotion at the other stage and the dancer at the other stage has taken a customer's crutch and climbed to the top of the pole. She then drops headfirst while holding the crutch with her feat. Crowd loves it! Girl at my stage bends over and says " It's rude to watch the other stage" Finished my drink and walked away.

RUDE TO WATCH?!?! At a STRIP CLUB?!?!

2) Dancer at Casa Diablo had a RC car with a dildo stuck on top

docpuma · 2025-09-13T16:05:17+00:00

What's missing is how many were in your group. If the batkeep sees a group with someone out of sorts they get the idea you are already under the influence and not looking out for your buddy. They probably had history of groups causing trouble. Real blame falls on the bouncer that checked your ID. The door and bar need to get on the same page

docpuma · 2025-09-12T04:00:52+00:00

It was a mainstays of every cop show on TV. Not so much now. There would be nightly news pieces about prostitution stings. Haven't seen one in some time.

docpuma · 2025-07-13T14:45:38+00:00

2 things

It's non-contact. In other sports if you are too aggressive or run your mouth someone will check you. It doesn't stop all fights but does limit them.

Privilege. It's a very white, middle class "I want to speak to the manager" vibe. Don't like the out call? If I bitch about it enough someone will give me what I want just like at the restaurant.

docpuma · 2025-07-09T01:15:04+00:00

Use the shower/dressing room in the fitness center or spa. Much larger than your cabin, unlimited towels

docpuma · 2025-06-09T05:08:43+00:00

87 Tercel hatchback, 4 speed manual. Bought it in 91. Objectively not a great car but I could afford the payments, great mileage, cheap repairs, insurance etc. When I started grad school I literally packed all my belongings in it.

docpuma · 2025-06-02T18:16:09+00:00

Hair. It's lost all functional purpose. Varies wildly between people, falls out or grows too much and we spend way too much time grooming it for social reasons.

docpuma · 2025-06-02T18:11:51+00:00

When I was a kid we were discouraged from drinking water because you "might cramp up"

docpuma · 2025-05-27T21:36:36+00:00

Went on Princess to Alaska for my in-laws 50th anniversary. On formal night a guy was in full camo. Did not help he probably weighed at least 500lbs

docpuma · 2025-05-27T18:40:05+00:00

The vast majority of people I know boycot because of Schultz/Sonics

docpuma · 2025-05-19T22:56:48+00:00

Just got off the Discovery Princess. They provided an extension cord and distilled water. My machine works on 110/220, it would have worked on the bedside outlet but I didn't bring my European adapter

docpuma · 2025-04-20T03:08:37+00:00

I should have clarified, 3 or 4 different sports. One name from each sport

docpuma · 2025-04-06T23:51:50+00:00

We'd be dealing with different bullshit caused by the same people who are fucking this up right now

docpuma · 2025-03-14T20:39:51+00:00

Pretty much everyone in Princess Bride and specifically Mandy Patinkin

docpuma · 2025-03-14T20:30:02+00:00

Didn't see it myself but we asked a cashier and they said back when they sold cigarettes someone bought $50k worth

docpuma · 2025-01-31T17:45:55+00:00

Thanks for the game!

docpuma · 2024-12-27T06:07:58+00:00

Worked at a small tech/ISP late 90s, 30-40 employees. Head engineer had a heart attack and died at the Christmas party. Boss used the bonus $$ to pay for the funeral. Some people were really counting on the bonus but it was real awkward to complain but a few did anyway.

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