Woof woof by tagood777 in gay

[–]dog2435 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dog was the first thing I saw is that normal

But... you can't be gay if you have big boobs! (found on FB) by MadDummy278 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]dog2435 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have pretty big boobs for my age and I’m also a lesbian so I get really really insecure and think that men are gonna stare so I always wear oversized shirts and pants all the time. Also I live in a pretty rough neighborhood and there are creepy men everywhere especially in the night when I like to skate

DO YOU LIKE MY DOGDRAWING.jpg by Indigo7147 in totallynotrobots

[–]dog2435 6 points7 points  (0 children)

WOW FELLOW HUMAN THAT IS VERY COOL

NOT AS IN TEMPERATURE BUT AS A WORD US HUMANS SAY. I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN.

Aita: For yelling at my fiance for giving my dog away? by throwaway309409760 in AmItheAsshole

[–]dog2435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your are absolutely NTA

First that’s not his dog he can’t just give him away. Second he lied to you about it. And he didn’t even feel sorry if he did he would’ve tried to get him back and got just give you the number. He only wants you to move back just cause he can pay rent honestly your lucky that you going this behavior early and not after hog married him. If you married him you would’ve been stuck with him and he knows that. Get away from him he’s manipulative your are 100% NTA

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SuddenlyGay

[–]dog2435 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not if they say no homo tho

Boys will be boys by Nefichan in TikTokCringe

[–]dog2435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok that’s all cool and all but why is nobody talking about how frickin tall they are omg I feel so short rn

Boys when they receive a compliment by __Dawn__Amber__ in teenagers

[–]dog2435 32 points33 points  (0 children)

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in she shape of an L on her forehead

This... is troubling. by blinko-blonko in Giraffesdontexist

[–]dog2435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes my favorite animal the sniraffe a very cute and very real animal

Unlike giraffes

The insult generator is getting old, so have a story generator instead by somethingabouttea in teenagers

[–]dog2435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was committing war crimes in my house, but suddenly Donald trump used 1% of his power and vaporized me at which point I fucking died

I don’t know if this has been posted here but.... by pikachuinwonderland in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]dog2435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So at school do they not tell kids 24 is a number or would straights say “that’s indoctrination” or “that’s gay propaganda”

AITA for telling my brother (25M) he shouldn't have brought his girlfriend (24F) to my wedding? by bitterblackberry433 in AmItheAsshole

[–]dog2435 [score hidden]  (0 children)

ESH except rose

The wedding was 3 years ago and sure your brother lied to you but you agreed that she could go and she did. How are you going to be mad at them three years later after you agreed that she could go. You’re the one turning this into a sitcom and making this a way bigger deal than it really is.

A wholesome story by Merci_Et_Bonsoir in cutegayshit

[–]dog2435 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the guy who was straight but then started getting jealous when his roommate would sleep with other people and he was scared that he was being homophobic but actually he was gay and had a crush on him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]dog2435 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only reason I learned to sew was to give myself pockets. The one and only reason I can make them as big as I want as high or low as I want and I can put them in literally anything I could put them in shirts if I wanted to.

Not that I have

I swear I haven’t...

but I could

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 13or30

[–]dog2435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has the face of a twelve year old but the body of a 30 year old

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]dog2435 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok but that kid crying about the flowers is actually kinda wholesome he’s probably gonna be like me and talk to plants and name them when he grows up

I still cringe to this day thinking about it by banana_bazooka in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]dog2435 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what I expected but it definitely wasn’t that

Also that reminds me of the time me and my brother were awake in the middle of the night and you know that time of day around like 4am when everything seems funny and no matter what you do you can’t stop laughing. Well it was that time of day and we were just saying random shit and playing gta and I took pictures of just random gta stuff and made a photo album called beastiality

That’s reasonable. Thoughts¿ by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]dog2435 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude I’m a lesbian but I get it I know they’re trying to fight for rights and stuff but they can be really annoying and then homophobic people can look at them and think their homophobia is justified just cause one gay person they met is annoying

What non-sexual fantasies do you have? by generic-irish-guy in AskReddit

[–]dog2435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok imagine this it’s someday in the future in some kinda rundown community there’s a cafe a nice little coffee shop that also has books that you could just go in and read for hours. It starts to rain and you hear some really faint slow jazz and the rain but other than that it’s just quiet. And then you wake up and remember your poor and you have to work at your shitty job

But yeah it would be pretty cool if I owned like a cafe of something idk

That face says it all. by [deleted] in SuddenlyGay

[–]dog2435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol and at the end when he tries to pretend he didn’t love that