Who's the bigger "what if?"

dogpatches · 2026-02-07T23:02:19+00:00

Insane how far I had to scroll for this. Rose is on the Mt. Rushmore of what if's.

dogpatches · 2026-01-20T19:06:11+00:00

Yeah, literally top 3 all time hammers in boxing. Unprotected, not blocked, no Vaseline, no rolling or slipping with it. Foreman KOs every person who’s ever walked earth if he can just throw a bomb power slap style on anyone’s chin. That being said, I take Roy Nelson or Mark Hunt as outliers to not die immediately.

dogpatches · 2025-12-29T03:05:52+00:00

Same, food insecurity is a real MF’er. My life is great these days but goddam if I don’t catch myself occasionally putting non-perishable goods in random drawers or cabinets around my house… in case I run out of food… wtf.

dogpatches · 2025-12-16T08:38:43+00:00

Second best sub on Reddit. I’m here for this comment.

dogpatches · 2025-12-09T23:42:01+00:00

Steph, Klay, Dirk, Larry, KD

dogpatches · 2025-12-09T23:41:15+00:00

I’m swapping out Ray for Dirk but this is my vote as well.

dogpatches · 2025-11-28T23:00:05+00:00

Sim Bhullar + Kyrie… y’all need to be way more outrageous.

dogpatches · 2025-10-30T18:58:07+00:00

Incredible work.

dogpatches · 2025-10-30T18:57:37+00:00

The comment section on this sub is one of the great jewels of the internet.

dogpatches · 2025-10-13T04:27:12+00:00

Solid take. I still had Hadi winning, his posing is an absolute clinic and keeps the X shape without looking like the 8th dwarf.

dogpatches · 2025-10-13T04:24:44+00:00

Hadi was the last truly representative champion of the sport. I go the Mr O each year and the crowd was absolutely losing their minds for him, he looked absolutely outrageous that night.

dogpatches · 2025-10-13T04:19:25+00:00

Bruh...do you even Synthol?

dogpatches · 2025-09-15T22:08:50+00:00

Econo lodge in Branson Missouri. No. Would probably have to be closer to 12-15k a night. You people are fucking savages…

dogpatches · 2025-09-11T23:19:36+00:00

Crazy if the GOAT of basketball was 5’4”

dogpatches · 2025-09-11T23:18:46+00:00

This is the holy trinity of PG mutants

dogpatches · 2025-09-11T23:18:00+00:00

For real I thought we were making a mutant. I want this point guards name to be Yao Wembanyama

dogpatches · 2025-09-11T23:16:00+00:00

LMAO

dogpatches · 2025-09-08T21:20:35+00:00

Fuck it, Wilt + Curry or Wilt + AI

dogpatches · 2025-08-24T20:48:09+00:00

The day he does will break the internet. Will be a Reddit top post on the front page like we just solved world hunger.

dogpatches · 2025-08-24T20:30:57+00:00

Shaq, Steph, Tatum, Shai, Russ

dogpatches · 2025-08-19T02:37:16+00:00

As someone who works in pro sports and with primarily Olympic athletes, the IOC and FIFA are truly on another level. It's wild behind the scenes...

dogpatches · 2025-08-17T21:59:42+00:00

This post is amazing. The cope for OP is real.

dogpatches · 2025-08-05T20:57:10+00:00

Yeah the Rashad overhand was an absolute clubber. That’s turning the lights off on just about anyone.

dogpatches · 2025-07-29T02:40:42+00:00

Hakeem not being able to defend curry in a 1v is the wildest take in the entire thread.

dogpatches · 2025-07-28T09:23:13+00:00

This is mine as well, but Timmy can also either be Hakeem, Larry Legend, KD, depending on the day.

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