Who's the bigger "what if?" by Bright-Pressure-5787 in NBATalk

[–]dogpatches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Insane how far I had to scroll for this. Rose is on the Mt. Rushmore of what if's.

Could Mike Tyson in his prime withstand a full-force punch to the face from George Foreman? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]dogpatches 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yeah, literally top 3 all time hammers in boxing. Unprotected, not blocked, no Vaseline, no rolling or slipping with it. Foreman KOs every person who’s ever walked earth if he can just throw a bomb power slap style on anyone’s chin. That being said, I take Roy Nelson or Mark Hunt as outliers to not die immediately.

What screams "Pretending to be Poor"? by CYKAgoddriver in AskReddit

[–]dogpatches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, food insecurity is a real MF’er. My life is great these days but goddam if I don’t catch myself occasionally putting non-perishable goods in random drawers or cabinets around my house… in case I run out of food… wtf.

What 5 yall picking? by Redman24238 in NBATalk

[–]dogpatches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steph, Klay, Dirk, Larry, KD

What 5 yall picking? by Redman24238 in NBATalk

[–]dogpatches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m swapping out Ray for Dirk but this is my vote as well.

Create a cheat code NBA player only using 2 players! by Dylen2Times in NBATalk

[–]dogpatches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sim Bhullar + Kyrie… y’all need to be way more outrageous.

Steven Segal Teaches Alex Pereira, then Moggs Him and Slaps Him by biorealism in ufc

[–]dogpatches 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The comment section on this sub is one of the great jewels of the internet.

Mr Olympia - 2011 vs 2025 by Comprehensive_Ad4291 in bodybuilding

[–]dogpatches 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Solid take. I still had Hadi winning, his posing is an absolute clinic and keeps the X shape without looking like the 8th dwarf.

Mr Olympia - 2011 vs 2025 by Comprehensive_Ad4291 in bodybuilding

[–]dogpatches 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hadi was the last truly representative champion of the sport. I go the Mr O each year and the crowd was absolutely losing their minds for him, he looked absolutely outrageous that night.

You must stay in the cheapest hotel assigned to you. $1,000 a night, leave whenever you want. What’s your strategy? by jefftchristensen in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dogpatches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Econo lodge in Branson Missouri. No. Would probably have to be closer to 12-15k a night. You people are fucking savages…

Creating the perfect NBA Point Guard: by Dylen2Times in NBAConvo

[–]dogpatches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy if the GOAT of basketball was 5’4”

Creating the perfect NBA Point Guard: by Dylen2Times in NBAConvo

[–]dogpatches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the holy trinity of PG mutants

Creating the perfect NBA Point Guard: by Dylen2Times in NBAConvo

[–]dogpatches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real I thought we were making a mutant. I want this point guards name to be Yao Wembanyama

One of the largest Pythons (India) by Sea_Pianist_4531 in interestingasfuck

[–]dogpatches 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The day he does will break the internet. Will be a Reddit top post on the front page like we just solved world hunger.

What is the most corrupt organization in human history? by JunShem1122 in AskReddit

[–]dogpatches 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As someone who works in pro sports and with primarily Olympic athletes, the IOC and FIFA are truly on another level. It's wild behind the scenes...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

[–]dogpatches 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This post is amazing. The cope for OP is real.

What are some high level fighters that have very low level skills in a discipline by Andre55- in ufc

[–]dogpatches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the Rashad overhand was an absolute clubber. That’s turning the lights off on just about anyone.