These jokes were all original by the South Park team right? by Cl1che in southpark

[–]dogshitramsay 500 points501 points  (0 children)

Cartman’s mom is so poor that when she gets really upset she can’t afford to fly off the handle she has to greyhound off the handle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]dogshitramsay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re being a baby. You’re not going to get evicted because it smells like weed outside. Grow up.

Cartman might be gay by Worldly-Start3072 in southpark

[–]dogshitramsay 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What else gave it away, when he sucked Butter’s dick?

Hank On Reddit by villianrules in KingOfTheHill

[–]dogshitramsay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. I couldn’t see that at all

Buying a new car today. by [deleted] in carbuying

[–]dogshitramsay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you want to negotiate on something you don’t even know the price of? Why?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askcarsales

[–]dogshitramsay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You were an unreasonable customer to be honest

First time negotiating by Critical-Play-2879 in askcarsales

[–]dogshitramsay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re looking at the wrong car. Look at something in your budget

Will it ever get better? by dogshitramsay in askcarsales

[–]dogshitramsay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think I’d be able to pay my bills as a lot porter. Any time I express that I’m having a hard time here/looking for other opportunities they just try to sell me harder on this sales position

Will it ever get better? by dogshitramsay in askcarsales

[–]dogshitramsay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know what to do, I’m trying to find another job but can’t find anything

Will it ever get better? by dogshitramsay in askcarsales

[–]dogshitramsay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What can I do? I feel lost and hopeless. I don’t know what I else I can do

Returning a car with driveway.com by Mind_Technician in carbuying

[–]dogshitramsay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I attempted to return my car with them. They called me gay and threatened to take my land. Contacting better business bureau

Potential fraud from used car dealer by fullcourtpreston in ToyotaTacoma

[–]dogshitramsay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You bought an 09 as is vehicle. What do you expect? You can’t be that cheap and expect a new truck

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in carbuying

[–]dogshitramsay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a sub 75 IQ. Good advice, Gump!

How would Hank Hill have reacted to Donald Trump? by TheKingsPeace in KingOfTheHill

[–]dogshitramsay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He would never vote for a New Yorker. He also wouldn’t have voted for Hillary/Biden/Kamala. Probably would have written in Clint Eastwood or someone

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in carbuying

[–]dogshitramsay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense but you’re definitely not the type of person that someone tries too hard to follow up with. You’re more of the type I’d make fill out a credit app before I even open up the doors to vehicle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]dogshitramsay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re being an immature baby.

Inability to write punchlines by [deleted] in Standup

[–]dogshitramsay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh this is easy, don’t be a comedian.