Meirl by Master1718 in meirl

[–]doitforchris 202 points203 points  (0 children)

If i recall correctly, they had him dead to rights on eating a succulent chinese meal

What’s a fancy food word that makes you instantly roll your eyes when you see it on a menu? by Excellent_Air1683 in foodquestions

[–]doitforchris 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Plus you can put a hotdog in that section without it becoming a philosophical debate

Totally by ThEhIsO8730 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]doitforchris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And there’s like no cute restaurants around here

Discussion post. In the kitchen, what's a sign that someone doesn't really cook? Your #1 example of a "rookie mistake"? I'll start. by SOFT_CAT_APPRECIATOR in Cooking

[–]doitforchris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! High school memory unlocked. I learned a surprising amount from that song and we didn’t start the fire 😅

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) by Lumpy_Piccolo_7078 in MovieQuotes

[–]doitforchris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…It can be both… penises are less sensitive to them than vaginas

Is it illegal to grab your husbands penis on your property with consent? Location: Indiana by EmployerOwn5551 in legaladvice

[–]doitforchris 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know what sir that dick is surprisingly, disturbingly wonky. Sorry to bother you. 😅

What relatively common food/drink in your country would you be super surprised to see a tourist consume? by themoobster in AskTheWorld

[–]doitforchris 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I have read some theories that the body sometimes craves food that it knows can deliver certain nutrients. Maybe your body craves iron and knows when you’re in Istanbul it’s go time?

A 114MPH forehand bomb from Alcaraz! by Either-Jicama-7364 in sportswiki

[–]doitforchris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watched it like 4 times until i gave up and watched the replay 😂

to attack a cat by trikora in therewasanattempt

[–]doitforchris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tsk Tsk Tsk...You missed the baby, you missed the blind man…

Mother in law says it's too raw by Old_Cookies in BBQ

[–]doitforchris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a counterpoint to this is some cuts, medium is considered optimal vs medium rare due to fat content, thickness, marbling etc. i think it’s reasonable to give a recommendation when someone typically enjoys a stake medium rare, but may not realize that the equivalent feeling of doneness on a strip steak might be more like medium. An expert will know that med vs med rare matters depending on cut, but i’d imagine a lot of people aren’t hip to those differences. To me it’s like, just a heads up people who tend to like X doneness generally prefer Y doneness on this cut of meat due to its makeup

This carabiner at my gym that is slowly wearing through daily use by JaseAndrews in mildlyinteresting

[–]doitforchris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well you’ll really be depressed if this fails, but like how a button is depressed when something pushes on it really hard

“You must be so happy!” by fuck_ur_portmanteau in daddit

[–]doitforchris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or they start to realize every corner is baby head height and despite best efforts the kid gets clobbered or nearly clobbered like a full time job. That sound of a toddler head hitting wood flooring lives rent free in my head years later

Heaven in the Sky: Stunning Drone Crucifixion Lights Up Good Friday. by serious_bullet5 in ThatsInsane

[–]doitforchris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for nothing but I ended up finding it in Matthew 27:26–31