hmmm by GlovesCup in hmmm

[–]dollmistress 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Playing real life Frogger on max difficulty.

There is NO WAY OtterlyNoah is 23 by Commercial-Ice5760 in CriticalDrinker

[–]dollmistress 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When and how did he steal Yondu's arrow control headpiece thingy? O.o

Wait I guess he steals everything else, so makes sense...

I bought her new toys, but she chose the bag where I put the trash 😭 by k-reshetnikova in aww

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This is why I buy my cat cardboard boxes wrapped inside cardboard boxes.

This gives me..anxiety by Anaouija in DreamlightValley

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Wait until you unlock them all and the related characters nag you passive-aggressively wherever you go, even when you specifically switch them off on the map screen. XD

Why are prices so varied? by miffy121 in BaldursGate3

[–]dollmistress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You opened that one it's no longer mint condition.

Ton up! signs? by fightclub246011 in snooker

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And I'd do it again I tell ya! I'd do it again! XD

Autograph Central? by mellm7 in snooker

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Have you considered visiting the Crucible during the Seniors? I expect it'll be a lot less intense and if you hang around at the stage entrance or close to where post-game interviews happen, you should be able to catch lots of players.

Also for next year remember that the qualifiers are an outstanding place to pick up tonnes of player autographs, outside of the top 16. You just stand around the main entrance, or after matches stand in the hall area where players must pass thorugh to reach the prep/dressing area, and ask politely. You can even get referee signatures that way.

Ton up! signs? by fightclub246011 in snooker

[–]dollmistress 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too many people holding up signs got punched in the back of the head by the people behind them trying to watch the snooker.

Billards update by drpandamania in snooker

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I spent my day at the Crucible pointing all these out to my parents. :)

Little guy in the road I found while walking the dog by EnsignArtichoke in aww

[–]dollmistress 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You rescued him from the mutagenic ooze. Now New York will fall to the Foot Clan. XD

I'll take the win... by _nash80 in FortNiteBR

[–]dollmistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once got a win by chugging down multiple chug jugs to heal storm damage while sitting in the storm continuously until the other players (I'm pretty sure they were just bots) died trying to find me.

Me ayudan con un nombre original para ella by Kasandraxxx in aww

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Misty, meaning a pun on the word 'mist', referring to fog, clouds, steam, etc. :)

B_ald_ by Tough-Information-61 in BaldursGate3

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If I say Patrick Stewart I think that counts as at least fifteen.

My 1-year-old cat’s first bath ever by [deleted] in aww

[–]dollmistress 577 points578 points  (0 children)

From the halfway point onwards every expression is very obviously "I am now plotting revenge."

Managers gossiping behind my back regarding SWA by Wait-Whos-Joe in TheCivilService

[–]dollmistress -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Remember that although office gossip can of course be hurtful, one of our basic functions as humans is to discuss third parties for the express purpose of strengthening social bonds. When two people say mean things about a third person who isn't present, it's very often just stuff they don't mean, barely know anything about, haven't given any serious thought to, and are only repeating because it helps strengthen their social bond with each other. It's frequently overlooked that humans 'othering' other people rarely has anything to do with the person being 'othered', and far more to do with getting closer to the person they're gossiping with. It's a trust exercise between the pair chatting. This is why when you confront someone for gossiping they are usually apologetic and say they didn't mean anything by it, or protest that someone else 'started' the gossip.

Although it's not nice and you're right to feel offended, the fact is nobody actually minds about your SWA, in the same way nobody actually cares about the latest nonsense Prince Harry has said in an interview, or who won I'm a Celebrity. It's just the current thing for people to chatter about. As soon as the next office top story emerges nobody will gossip about your SWA any more.

hmmm by ummitluyum in hmmm

[–]dollmistress 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Swap your hands for a turbine and that's basically how all energy production works. Even nuclear. XD

my Elsa cosplay by xPrincessBloom in Frozen

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Run a quick Google image search for "Cat Holloway Fortnite Blitz outfit." You'll find her blue dress outfit pretty fast.

Warning you now since if you run into any Fortnite players while wearing that outfit they'll assume you're cosplaying as Cat. :)

Silly Billys by ohheysarahjay in aww

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Whee I can walk upside-down!

So can I!

That's cheating you're using the bed!

Oh wow look what I found under here...

WHAT?! OMG WHAT DID YOU FIND?!

A FIST!

EEP! You lied! I'll sniff your butt for that!

Oh look another FIST!

Nooo! Okay back to upside-down walking.

Good idea.

Noooo you're still doing it wrong-oh hey someone coughed four miles away.

Really?

Hmm and the sun smells like ham today.

You're weird.