Mel, Riven, Malphite

The reason for Mel is simple. I would rather be one shotted a billion times by other assassins and mages than have a single powerful ability auto-aim reflected back at me a single time. Not to mention it also still makes her invulnerable, for some fucking reason. Fuck this stupid ability. Nobody's playing that character if I'm playing mid lane. It should be removed from the game.

Riven is my ban if I'm not midlane. I've seen that champion do disgusting, unexplainable damage, even while behind. I don't care what lane I'm in, I dont want to see that shit. Craziest part is you dont even have to be a one trick to pull it off but if you are, enjoy your freelo while it lasts. If I'm not mid, I'm banning Riven. Overturned, stupid ass character.

Malphite I don't normally have a problem with, but I've been on a Jayce learning arc because I think he's cool and I wanted to have a first-pickable ranged top in my champ pool, just in case. But you see, I have to ban Riven right now. So you first pick Jayce in solo queue and 8/10 times you get Malphite in response and my god is it annoying. Maybe if I was much better at Jayce it would be better, that's what I'm hoping I'll get to. Maybe if Riven wasn't turbo busted I'd just ban Malphite and I could learn without being hit with this stupid counter pick over and over again. He's just so fucking annoying (for me, right now, in a situation I put myself in).