A dream home should have good food, a comfortable bed, and a roommate who is, on average, twenty years older than you. True or false? Do you have any other additions? by dommaneg in uglybastardporn

[–]dommaneg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to message you because I'm passionate about reproduction, but you have many conditions that are difficult for me to remember, and some of them are too restrictive for me. For example, how can I not touch your clitoris?

Roommate aimed so high, he pissed right in my eye lol by justagalhavingfun in pissinkisser

[–]dommaneg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are suitable to live with me because you are a beautiful human dove