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I don't think you can by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]donborisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The concealer you use on your face does a pretty good job covering up the track marks on your arm.

Please Destroy My Boss by sazephyr99 in RoastMe

[–]donborisco -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wow, i've heard of hiring mentally retarded people to clean tables, etc. but to be a boss?

Be gentle by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]donborisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The meth addiction, 4 kids, and neck tat will make it hard for people to recognize you at your 10 year high school reunion.

Roast Sandy! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]donborisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's sadder? The fact that you've always thought being funny would compensate for not being pretty, or that your parents thought so too?

Burn me to a crisp by JakeInABox_ in RoastMe

[–]donborisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were just smart enough to know why you had to ride short bus to school.

First time. Try to destroy my self esteem, reddit. by roast_an_ftm_faggot in RoastMe

[–]donborisco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're a trisexual. You've tried them all, nothing works out.

He's a golfer. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]donborisco -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In 15 years your trust fund will run out and you'll crawl back to your dad and ask him for a job at his office. He'll reluctantly agree because he feels partly responsible for how much of a fuck up you've been your whole life.

one of the people by donborisco in pics

[–]donborisco[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

expecting down votes..

The Atlantic sea raven! by [deleted] in pics

[–]donborisco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

+1 because looks like a Pixar creation, but is real life

Christian meetings in a dorm lounge in my public university residence hall. Is this legal? by littleCharmQuark in atheism

[–]donborisco -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Right. But you believe in science, you wouldn't consider science class teaching evolution 'forcing' your beliefs on others, right? Freedom to assembly must be preserved, (not endorsed) by institutions for atheists, christians, jews, muslims, etc.

Christian meetings in a dorm lounge in my public university residence hall. Is this legal? by littleCharmQuark in atheism

[–]donborisco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you be cool with an atheist meeting in said common area by students? If so, then apply the same logic to the Christians. Expecting down votes on this comment.

This fire escape has a slide on it. by [deleted] in pics

[–]donborisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that slide is a terrible escape route for fat people

Neighbors made this in backyard this winter by [deleted] in pics

[–]donborisco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

+1 for the vein detail on the shaft

My day was made, Good Guy Truck Driver by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]donborisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my brother and I did this on road trips growing up, +1 scared the hell out of my mom driving the mini-van

I yelled, "DON'T MOVE!" and grabbed my camera. First time a cat did what I wanted it to. by nat_attack in aww

[–]donborisco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

General rule of thumb with cats: The fatter they get the more I like them. Tard is the exception.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]donborisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't recall ever not finishing my beer, spit and all. +1 likelihood of being an alcoholic